Everything posted by Victor Lazlo
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Mmm hmm, reckon you make me some biscuits?
Very nice
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Mmm hmm, reckon you make me some biscuits?
Crisco is the only shortening my wife will use when baking.
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Mmm hmm, reckon you make me some biscuits?
Sorry, I didn’t make myself clear. Make the BUTTERMILK version.
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Mmm hmm, reckon you make me some biscuits?
All right, use this recipe from an old Better Homes and Garden Cookbook. This is my wife’s ( no pics, you degenerate bastards) go-to recipe. Put a big hunk of butter in the cake pan or casserole dish, put it in the pre-heated oven for about 5 minutes, then drag the cut out biscuits through the butter- both sides. Arrange your biscuits- touching, then bake. Make sure they get good and brown on the top side. Good with butter, honey, cream gravy.
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Special occasions for me and my wife ( no pics, you degenerate bastards ), I like to take a 2 to 2 1/2 inch prime ribeye, slice it down the middle, grill it hot for two to three minutes per side, then cover it in a crawfish cream sauce.- Big 12 ChampIonship Game Qualifier Tiebreaker Procedures
- Nate Silver is full of shit
2016 he had Hillary 67% on Election Day. Nice call. This morning he had Biden 89 out of 100 - or 89% chance the way any rational lay person would read it. It doesn’t appear that the race was anywhere near what he said it was. It should have been a walk in the park for Biden, according to him. Oh, yeah, blah blah, his methods, his 40,000 simulations. Bullshit. He doesn’t know dick.- 2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
I don’t get how “significant delays” could take 9 days mailing a piece of mail to a local polling place. Or, heck, even to a state capitol. Most ballots mailed on Election Day will be counted within a couple of days.- It’s Friday for 15 more minutes...motherfuckers
- Hey Steel Shank!
Dammit, I seem to have imbibed a little too much this evening. Had to scrounge a suitable snack that might mitigate the inevitable hangover. I present for your viewing pleasure my Chappell Hill Sausage sandwich on garlic Texas toast, with ranch dressing.- I Like Pie
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just remembered that I snapped this photo a couple of years ago. Actually 3 years ago. I Imagine he was so proud driving around and busting Longhorn balls with his license plate in Cypress, TX in 2017. (They went 7-6 that year.)- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
I use this recipe for Chicken and Sausage etouffee. Pretty darn good. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/chicken-and-smoked-sausage-etouffee-recipe-1948477.amp- 2020 Texas Early Voting Numbers
Good catch. My bad, I read it wrong. Nevertheless, it would be a 33% increase. Not 133%. Yes, 33% increase will be interesting to see how it shakes out.- 2020 Texas Early Voting Numbers
You are correct, sir. You are definitely not a math genius. Start with 12M, add 3M. That would be a 25% increase.- Check Out This Fucking Sandwich
- 2020 Baseball Cheaters vs the World Thread of Hate
- 2020 Baseball Cheaters vs the World Thread of Hate
Hey, hey, I’m a baseball purist and encyclopedist that can’t stand the fact that the Astros invented cheating in MLB, yet I somehow didn’t know the A’s won a playoff series during my lifetime. So sue me. That doesn’t invalidate the fact that I really hate the Astros and want to denigrate every victory that they pile up. It’s just not fair. Boo hoo.- If not Urban Meyer, who?
My euphemism is “I’m drunk”, but y’all do y’all. Fleck reminds me of Jim Wacker, who also coached at Minnesota. Wacker was a master at Rah Rah, pump you up BS, similar to Fleck. And, of course, Wacker had great success- NAIA Championships at TX Lutheran and Division II National Championships at SWTSU. His shtick didn’t play as well at P5 schools - had initial success at TCU before revelations of payments to players, then washed out at Minnesota. Do not want.- Bama @ Ole Miss
- Bama @ Ole Miss
Exactly. The SEC, SEC is fittin to get swamped with the same style of play that we’ve been playing for years. Some of those teams are going to get smacked hard in the kisser before they know what hit them like LSU did.- 2020 Baseball Cheaters vs the World Thread of Hate
And that, my friends, is how you bitch-slap someone.- 2020 Baseball Cheaters vs the World Thread of Hate
Precisely. As we've been told repeatedly, the only reason that the cheating Astros made the ALCS for the last 3 years and the World Series for 2 of those years is that they all knew every pitch that was coming - even in the opposing team's ballpark. Just a bunch of no-talent hacks, benefiting from ill-gotten gains. I'm glad that, after being exposed as poseurs, they have gone down in ignominious flames in this year's playoffs. Edit to add: Make it 4 years in a row Motherfucking cheaters. you got to give it to them, you got to be a good cheater to make the ALCS 4 years in a row.- Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
I need her Photoshop guy. Damn near disappeared the horn. Impressive work. - Shit I've Cooked Lately
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