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Victor Lazlo

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  1. Why do you guys keep engaging this fuckstick? He thinks he’s going to somehow prove to this little corner of the internet world - with his facile arguments- that the Astros’ Championship was illegitimate and that cheating was the only reason that they had success. Every Correa and Springer bomb in these playoffs just highlights what a dipshit that he is. Ignore gnats such as that. Hate should be focused on fans of the teams that the Astros will face and dominate In this postseason.
  2. ā€œWhat kind of fucking defense leaves the fucking middle of the field wide fucking open that my grandma could drags her dusty pussy down between the hashed for a 40 yard touchdown without getting touched by a defender. ā€œ ^^^ This right here. What the fuck was that? I don’t know dick about proper defensive scheming, but even I saw that huge gap pre-snap and was thinking that I’d just run up the gut there.
  3. Victor Lazlo replied to Al_4_ISU's topic in Football
    Beautiful. Now don’t fuck this up, @AI_4_ISU
  4. 67% and 75% ain’t that big of a difference.
  5. Needed a little pick-me-up as I rewatch the end of our glorious football game. Tortilla chips, smoked sausage, some sort of shredded cheese, and Clint’s Texas salsa from HEB.
  6. I’m assuming that this is some sort of performance art. If not, then - Oh, the horror!
  7. I’ve got to hand it to you. You have asked not just one, but two of the most naive and stupid questions ever posited on this or any website. Bravo.
  8. The cross hanging amongst her titties signifies that she is a good girl. The tallboy and the bedroom eyes seem to indicate something different. Quite the conundrum.
  9. Uncle Mike - Professional Hitter. Tucker bomb going to win it.
  10. I had some quail legs and boneless breasts that needed to be cooked. Fried them up and paired them with mashed red potatoes and plenty of cream gravy.
  11. Needed a snack. Found a croissant and leftover pot roast with a touch of gravy. Not enough flavor, so hit it with a dash of ranch dressing.
  12. Exactly. Only on the Surl can a ā€œCollege Football 2020 in Danger?ā€ thread devolve into a got damn ā€œWhere Were You and What Were You Doing When the Challenger Exploded?ā€ retrospective.
  13. I have been known to, upon occasion, drop a healthy dose of guacamole slap in the middle of a bowl of chili frito pie. Slams.
  14. Now my ATT alternate has sound but no video. This is seriously harshing my mellow.
  15. Why the hell did the Comcast alternate channel drop the game at midnight?
  16. https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/6/30/21308526/gunman-shot-driver-then-hid-weapon-continued-protest-provo-police-say-blm PROVO — Two people were arrested Tuesday night in connection with the shooting of a motorist during a protest near the Provo Police Department the night before. The victim, a 60-year-old Provo resident, remained hospitalized Tuesday but was ā€œstable,ā€ according to police. The man was not part of the protest or counterprotest that had been going on, but was just driving in the area, said Provo Police Sgt. Nisha King.
  17. ā€œSituational awareness demandsā€? Are you fucking kidding me? For the last 100 years plus, you could drive through Austin on any Saturday night and expect to not be molested by a mob walking through the streets and impeding traffic illegally. Austin is a destination for a lot of people. It could have been any one of us. It could have been me, from out of town and trying to get to where I needed to go. How the fuck would I have expected to encounter an unsanctioned protest march? Sad deal all around, and shouldn’t have happened. But to blame it on the driver for not having ā€œsituational awarenessā€ that he shouldn’t have needed in Austin fucking Texas , for God’s sake - unbelievable.
  18. I’m cool with the trade-off of 8 pm west coast starts. Works for me.
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