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MuellerHorn

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  1. Probably some good-family walk-on from a Houston private school named Kayden or Carson.
  2. Shit, y’all. Get ahold of yourselves. Now to what matters. Thursday D. Williams looks good back from his knee injury. While Owens is more talented than Caldwell, Caldwell is forcing Owens to improve his leadership and professionalism to earn the backup QB spot, which may not happen at first, or at all, this season. Kade Phillips dealing with hamstring tightness. Wingo's dehydration last Wednesday - he was briefly hospitalized, likely for intravenous fluid therapy and observation. Like some of us said earlier this week, this shit can turn serious fast and no one is going to take chances. Also, this is another situation where "personal issue" meant "medical issue." File that away for when OTF uses it next time. Regardless, he's supposed to back at it today. Tre Wisner is a known commodity. Coaches are waiting for one of Clark, Gibson, or Simon to separate from the pack for RB3 (RB2 early in the season as Baxter preps to return). Coaches are gruntled by the TE room.
  3. You’ve just summed up the entire existence of Aggie fans in one sentence. That’s why you get this:
  4. We finally signed a player that makes sense to keep for the long term to a long-term deal! However, just tell me now… are we going to ask him to play first base? Kidding.
  5. While I understand your sentiment… Saying you went to high school in Austin makes as a Westwood graduate makes much more sense than Westwood being a part of RRISD instead of AISD, or even LISD given its proximity to Cedar Park. Aw, shit. Here we go again with geography tangents.
  6. That's how I think about it all, as well.
  7. Wednesday Great news on Shaw and Spence's roles post recovery. Additionally, it appears that people in Arkansas might be as dumb as we thought. Also, apparently Shipley is impressing. Despite Bobby's nonchalant mention of it, it's certainly gruntling. No practice today - it resumes Thursday.
  8. I really liked Devotion, but I know it's not his best movie. Just mentioning it because it hasn't been listed yet.
  9. Texas' path to back-to-back No. 1 classes (Wed. 7:30pm CST) Apparently Gerry may not know his AM from PM. Must be up watching too much porn again. Watch those embedded hyperlinks, folks.
  10. MCO = Orlando. Which just underscores that many airport calls signs making no fucking logical sense when they are adapted to civilian airports.
  11. OTF Insider Practice Notes (Tuesday 7:25 PM)
  12. OTF Health Update + Practice Tidbits (Tuesday 6:30 p.m.)
  13. Well, I’m glad we decided we had no use for Shaka Smart haha. Anyways, I agree with you.
  14. Shit got quiet in here fast. Don't worry, I bring the good stuff: In the comments:
  15. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/20-id-pee-in-her-butt/
  16. Exactly. So we're on the same page. It's been established that Herman probably has the emotional intelligence of a fifth-grader, so it makes sense. Yeah, they’ve missed five days or so at this point. That should tell you it was clinically significant, even if it’s just precautionary at this point. I've seen patients get rhabdo or heat stroke just by being outside for too long under poor hydration and mild exertion. Serious dehydration is not hard to manifest in extreme heat and humidity like they were in, especially under intense physical exertion. Also, "personal issue" is often a guise in sports for "medical issue." Of course, I'm just speculating, but this is a pretty simple philosophical razor here. I'm with @closetojumping on this one.
  17. Proper hydration and fueling for elite athletes is “taking care of your body.” I wouldn’t read too much into it. As much as we make fun of Herman for his pee chart, it was correct. The labeled statements were just poorly done.
  18. Couple more notes (Monday afternoon) - Bobby
  19. One key training camp takeaway for every level of the Texas defense - Jeff Howe
  20. Team Intel | Monday's Look at Offensive Tackle - CJ
  21. It would be very nice to get back to the days of high-stakes postseason clashes, a la 2003 & 2004. You know, just with outcomes like '04 and not '03.
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