Everything posted by hookemATL
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
I think she may be a mix but definitely a lot of Vizsla traits from what I can tell so far. He ears don’t quite look as rounded I’m completely in love either way. She seems smart and trainable.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck cops. Forever and ever amen.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Sooooo tell me about this breed bc my wife just called and said she is adopting a 4mo vizla puppy.
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2024 Texas Football Schedule
for last years opener I packed a ziploc full of liquid IV and made sure everyone with me hammered them throughout. This was after prehydrating with several nalgenes worth of H2O. It is a must if you are going to be out in that for extended periods (unshaded) and especially if you plan on drinking at all. Personally I eschew booze for weed things to get my rocks off on the whole, but especially for these circumstances. also a cool towel wrapped around your neck and refreshed frequently is a lifesaver.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I try not to judge. Just last week my three year old dropped her bowl of snacks, furrowed her brow, and said GOD FUCKING DAMMIT in the exact same rhythm/annunciation that I do. Im just glad she hasn’t started calling cops “pigs” or saying out loud that people that don’t put their grocery carts away are “miserable cunts”.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
This is it? Nothing to add? coward, pussy, yankee motherfucker. Just like the flaccid tangerine cocksucker you worship. not a man. Not a Texan. Just another chud in the wall.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What else do they have? Victimhood is their extra chromosome.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Wife just got her Masters from Purdue and good god damn I had forgotten how fucking boring commencements are. My main wish was that there was some type of snipers nest to pick off any miserable cunt yelling dumb shit after their graduates name is called, to the point that it interrupts/covers up the next persons name being read. They did have a Muslim clergy dude (cleric?) do the nondenominational benediction/etc so I enjoyed that there were many pearls clutched by some ignorant xian fuckers who believe that to be an affront of some type.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
When The Revee Blakes fuckin slaps.
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If you watch this under the right circumstances you will die from laughing. RIP Farley.
- Texas Football Roster 2024 -- "You never lose a game if the opponent doesn’t score" DKR
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Israel
Raptures are dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws, you clod.
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Surly Dad Thread
My first vehicle was a 1989 Chevy Silverado long bed. It was a fucking yacht. I took that thing to campus freshman year and got real good at popping it in to spots it had no business fitting.
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Shohei Ohtani
- Dabo and Clemson
Trying to get fired. Then a year off as commentator/watermelon seed spitting competition contestant. Then swoop in to take Deboer’s spot after the gumps go full pitchfork mode.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Somehow Mexican Wooderson suits you as an alter ego. Rock that shit, brisket.- Waiting for the sky to fall (Catch all tornado thread)
Get Merle out of there!!- Israel
Everyone should follow the tenets of Pre-anti-interconnectednessism, a religion I created while masturbating and doing really strong salvia mixed with weed. 1. Don’t be such a cunt all the time 2. Be nice to animals and children 3. Put your cart away at the grocery store mortal sins include putting beans in chili, saying anything critical of Willie Nelson, and using Oxford commas oh fuck- Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
Shiner and Stella are more qualified to govern than this deranged fuckface. I hope she gets the Ramsey Bolton treatment.- Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
It’s the mental illness, you see. not really. He’s just another in the cacophony of cunts that actively work to make this website worse. Changing usernames back and forth is just the last card that is played before the cycle is repeated (see derka, tobacco animal douche, etc.) It would be amusing if it wasn’t so pathetic- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Please leave your comment in the suggestion box and management will get to it in turn. Thank you for your contributions to the surly community. Sincerely, Mgmt- Uniform Pron
Instead of fog machine for the intro, they can just blast crystalline silica dust in honor of all the dead/dying/destroyed lungs of coal miners. “Take me hommmmmeeee, country **hack cough hack spit hack cough hack** roadssssssss”- Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
Tim Brando is what happens when you anthropomorphize rectal cancer.- 2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Goddammit troph, charge ya muhfuckin’ phone. - Dabo and Clemson
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