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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. Three over easy, made with canna butter and some keef coffee?
  2. Purdy looks exactly like Lee Harvey Oswald.
  3. Lolz eat a dick niners.
  4. Toby Keith and George Strait (just wait…) holograms
  5. Coach Bob Mann from UT J-school would smack that idiot in the fucking mouth.
  6. Dead Solo Cup
  7. Give the UCLA job to Ohtani. He’s in town and has demonstrated he can handle multiple roles at the same time.
  8. Thought Johnny Sack said he lost weight?
  9. Infuriating. Mind your own business you stupid fucking cunt. Eat a rasher of shit bacon and go fuck your own face.
  10. hookemATL replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music
  11. hookemATL replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music
  12. There are very few joys in life that top watching a couple doggos herp derpin around outside
  13. You believe/think Harbaughs statement on JJ has any validity at all? It’s an absurd claim to make.
  14. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/black-man-was-holding-sandwiches-keys-ohio-deputy-fatally-shot-prosecu-rcna136712 TLDR - black man has the gaul to hold sandwiches and keys. Gets murdered by worthless human trash demon.
  15. I’ll be there Sunday with both my kids. Eldest is undefeated at UT sporting events and it’s my youngest’s first UT sporting event, ever. It’s a lock. 🤘
  16. My neighbor believes he is the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro.
  17. Fucking love this song. Makes me want to do cocaine and wear a bolo tie and a Don Johnson suit.
  18. tucker wins game on last drive after a clutch scramble by Lamar on 4th down. 28-27 ravens Lions race out to lead but take foot off the gas and get torched by McCaffrey in 2nd half. Goff turtles in 4th Q and turns ball over x2. 31-27 SF
  19. Gattis Buffet on MLK is exempt due to it being technically a religious building/house of worship. also they took bevo bucks for a time I believe. Only got food poisoning once!
  20. I find McDs to be the absolute worst of all fast foods and haven’t eaten it of my own volition in many years. Primarily I feel it’s the SALTIEST shit ever. As in it makes my back/kidneys hurt almost immediately. Food shouldn’t do that, even cheap fast food. also Trump is a dumb cunt.
  21. I will send via email to make sure you see it. ok if I BBC you?
  22. The Twin Peaks Massacre will look tame compared to the Battle of Hooters Hill. “You may all go to Hell, and I will go to titties!!”
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