Everything posted by CoTex
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
Sailors, I was watching this video and saw something surprising. At the 2:09 mark they're taking down the kite, and the bowman is at the end of the pole. Watch what happens to the bowman when he spikes the shackle? Looks like he takes it in the head or face, hard. Mind you this is a very high dollar operation - the sailors are paid professionals, the boat costs millions to sail annually. Question, there's got to be a better technique, right? G650, I know, I know, use a sprit and you don't have these problems, but for these guys, wtf? You can hurt someone like that.
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Big Fight Went Down at Disnleyland
By my math pink dude punches two wimmens and white shirt dude punches one wimmens. Equality seems to have arrived in California.
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What's your best fishing trip ever?
https://www.flybayou.com/aboutmichael use this guy bonus internets points if you can figure out his connection to aggy tears.
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What's your best fishing trip ever?
Father's day 1999 or 2000 - rained all day. Dad and I drove around towing the boat waiting for a weather break and got a 1 hour window. Boat in water in Shamrock Cove. He went 3-0 on slot reds and I broke off two, and had one come unhooked at the boat. Rain started back up, and we went in. My dad thought it was very funny that he outfished me that day, and talked about it for a long-ass time. Although it was unintentional, the best gift I could give him that day was an honest victory, and I gave him that. So, you should go to Corpus and take your dad or son.
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2019 Hurricane & Cyclone Thread
I'm headed to Galveston Next Thursday (18th). Fingers crossed that the island gets a really nice bath and clears out right before I show up.
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I'm retarded: going to Disney in 2 weeks.
Check this out: http://allears.net/walt-disney-world/wdw-accommodation/wilderness-lodge-fact-sheet/
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2019 Hurricane & Cyclone Thread
If you go back to last night, I dumped 42 inches in your mom, at the time the one-day record.
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SEC Scheduling and Adjusted W-L Records
Never have I been more confident in a game than I was riding the train to that game that day. glorious day.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I’m going to be in ... Louisiana for a soccer tournament that first weekend. dont want to go to NRG for game 3 so it’s LSU, okie lite or ousux.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I feel like it’s going to be a big night. i want my kids to experience that, but with it being hot af and the potential to be a close game/long night, along with the potential for Louisiana drunkenness, it feels like maybe too much for the fam. im guessing best case scenario that’s a 6 hour ordeal - leave hotel no later than 4:30 for 6 start - back at hotel by 10:30.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
6yo son wants to go to a game. Obviously LSU is going to be a special night but I’m wondering if it’s a dumbass idea to take a 6yo, 13 and my wife to that game. Too much? maybe OSU will be more family friendly? thoughts?
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¡Snek!
That’s Alabama black snek. It’s a lot of things but it ain’t too beaucoup.
- Tex Mex
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I'm retarded: going to Disney in 2 weeks.
If you decide to go to NASA, there’s an Alamo car rental at the Magic Kingdom. Sorta. It’s really at the gas station across the street but it works. About 1.5 hours to the east coast and a fun relaxing day trip. Also, if you’ve selected a hotel - speak up - we might have some pro-tips. Unless of course your hotel is the super 8 in east Orlando. Then these people will just call you a poor.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
I feel better now. thank you for this.
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The Beach Boys
Wrong and confident. You’re the kind of woman I always end up with.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
The Got damn Germans got nothin’ to do with it.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
Fantasy fuckstick. Fancy was the nickname.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
1981 - Dad wants to climb the status ladder - we’re going to be yachtsmen. We got the blue version of the yellow craft in the middle. good work dad. At least you didn’t buy Apple stock, or Berkshire Hathaway. This was clearly the better investment.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
This is supposed to be the "my parents made stupid decisions and I want to disclose them to the internets" thread of childhood purgation.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
When I was about 8, my dad decided he was going to buy a car with a pussy magnet, so he bought a used TR6, which was basically a cheap piece-of-shit british car for midgets. There was something wrong with it so he decided he was going to upgrade the wiring in that car. There was a medium sized fire, and no more pussy magnet. Next stop - All the pussy magnet with none of the fire risk.
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There is no way I come from your loins.
It birthed me, now it's over 70, but apparently it still holds some secrets. What did I do to deserve this?
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There is no way I come from your loins.
I always thought we were pretty normal. Parents divorced. When I was about 10 one of my mother's friends gave her a cat for a gift. This was some persian, himalayan, high-bred showcat. It was supposably a big deal. I remember being told to not shoot my slingshot (I bought it in concan and was lethal with it), at the showcat. My mom named the cat "Fancy." Whatever, keep your cat away from my slingshot and we'll all get along fine. Yesterday (over thirty years later) my wife asked my mother "what were the names of pets you had with your children growing up?" She's trying to find a pet name and was just making small talk with my mom. Mom responds with all the names over the years and adds in "Fantasy." I said "WTF?" And she responded "We called the cat "Fancy" for a nickname, but her real name was "Fantasy." Mom, you're weird, I'm embarrassed for us all, and no wonder I had those awkward years - I'm sure all of my friends' parents told them to stay the fuck away from our place because you were sick.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think we need a thread for stupid things our parents did when we were children, that we still cannot understand or justify.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Greatest hits of the weather scientists laying in the ditch: "I wish I was in the truck with CoTex," "Everybody Hurts" and "Amazing Grace."