Everything posted by Jack Wilson
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10.1.18 Coach Herman press conf Ou sucks edition (Noon)
Your jib, good sir--I very much like the cut of it.
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10.1.18 Coach Herman press conf Ou sucks edition (Noon)
"Reins," goddammit.
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Texas vs Oklahoma - a classic battle
It's The OU Game; period, paragraph. It's not the Red River Shootout, it's not the Red River Rivalry, it's the fuckin' OU GAME. All that other shit was made up for TV by some pencil-dick intern in an ad agency when we sold out to corporate sponsorship. I'd blame selling out on that cocksucker, Patterson (Steve, not Gary; I get 'em mixed up, too) if I could, but I'm afraid we have to lay that squarely at the feet of Deloser Dodds. Oh, yes, and it stays in the Cotton Bowl. Never, ever even think of moving it to Jerryworld. And in case you need a refresher course on OU Game rules, there's only one: 1. OU fuckin' SUCKS!
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Game Atmosphere
Did he ever unscramble his brain?
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Texas roster 2018
A lot of obvious names missing. Any reason?
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Belushi's dead. And he was a bit too, ah, aerodynamically unsound to fly when he was alive.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
Pretty much this. I hope the little cocksucker gets dick cancer, but he just underscores the fact that you can't win the B12 without a really good QB. And no, we haven't had one in quite a while.
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Sam Ehlinger
But he bleeds for the program. Literally.
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Sam Ehlinger
Yeah, I'm responding to the comparison of Ehlinger and Rudolph, agreeing that Ehlinger's no Rudolph, so...
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Sam Ehlinger
Yeah, Rudolph's on an NFL roster, so . . .
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SIAP: Malcolm Roach has fracture in foot could miss next couple months
Too lazy to check and see if he's had a traditional redshirt year, but there are at least two options open now: medical redshirt or the new 4-game redshirt rule if he can't come back this year.
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9.17.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Percentages should be reversed. At least.
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Talk TCU vs TEXAS
It sounds as lame now as when I first heard it.
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BJ Foster's Targetting Call
West Wing fans might remember Leo's story about Red Auerbach telling Bill Russell to send a message by throwing just one elbow on national TV. Tonight, BJ threw an elbow.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Preferably naked.
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Herman Edwards, lolololololololololololololololololololol
Incapable.
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Athletic piece on Sam Ehlinger
Good read, but where are all the dumb-fuck hipsters bragging about not reading anything over 50 words, wearing their self-imposed ignorance and stupidity like badges of honor? You know, the same ones who bashed me--uh, I mean PencilPusher--for his Two Bobs article. Where the hell are they?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Down in Africa.
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Coastal Carolina Vs Campbell (that odd Wednesday afternoon game)
I didn't mean to sound like I was arguing. What you're showing is how it should be.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
From a personal standpoint, I'm a WM champion and I wish him the best, but I think we dodged a bullet there. It's looking like as a head ball coach he was a hell of a DC.
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Coastal Carolina Vs Campbell (that odd Wednesday afternoon game)
My real site didn't have it up for play. I just looked at ScoresAndOdds for the hell of it. They're still showing Campbell as the 30-point favorite. Didn't make any sense to me either.
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Coastal Carolina Vs Campbell (that odd Wednesday afternoon game)
Campbell was a 30-point favorite? WTF?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He beat blow-u with somebody else's players.
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A Look at Texas Football's Organizational (Dys)Function f. the Two Bobs
Why is it that some of you mouth-breathing, ignorant sons of bitches brag about being too stupid or lazy (or both) to read a piece that was so well written and pertinent? Do you revel in your nescience? After all, I...uh, I mean OP...spent a lot of time and energy writing that.
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How Much Patience Does CDC Have?
This makes the most sense to me. If we go 4-8 or 5-7, CDC will have to do something, but I doubt even that would result in his firing TH. Then, in year three, if there's not substantial improvement, say 9-3 with a win over blow-u (maybe LSU might do it), then he's gone for sure. Is it possible CDC fires TH after this year? I guess, but a lot will depend on the character of this year's losses, the amount of monetary underwriting he can secure from the BMD's for the change, the candidate(s) who are available (and willing) at the end of this year, etc.