Everything posted by Jack Wilson
- Texas roster 2018
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Mikey Grandy is retiring
There's a good possibility he brought it with him. Either way, wish the best for the kid.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Me too, but I'd have preferred he do something great at right guard.
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2018 conference media days thread
Didn't we hear Fedora's name bandied about when we were trying to get rid of Charlie and looking for a replacement? If so, we dodged another bullet. (Think Gary Barnett, only with less tact.)
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Texas Summer Football Thread
This is in reference to what, exactly?
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2018 conference media days thread
Unless she's that rare combination of spinner and snapper. I had a buddy who had one like that one time. She snapped right in the middle of a spin. Now he sits down to pee. Sad, sad story.
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2018 conference media days thread
From girls?
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Texas Summer Football Thread
What is that shit?
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2018 conference media days thread
Yep, look at the eyes.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
"One is precisely as big as what he loves and precisely as small as what he allows to annoy him. --Robert Anton Wilson
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CFP extends agreement with Cotton, Fiesta and Peach through 2026
I think it's theoretically possible to expand beyond four before 2027, but not likely. All the planets would have to align and the plethora of different stakeholders makes that highly unlikely.
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2018 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
Yeah, but it saves batteries.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Aw, shit--you've done it now.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Ask the Pirate.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
With an ass the size of a hall closet.
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2018 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
"I am abuelito." "No, I am abuelito!"
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2018 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
149 posts so far. You'd think he'd have figured it out by now. Makes one wonder how bad the other 148 posts were.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
You may not know it but this man's a spy.He's a undercover agent for the FBIHe's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!
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Texas Summer Football Thread
I thought it was ignurntz, with a "z," at least that's the way we spelled and pronounced it. I can't find it in my Funk & Wagnalls, but what do they know?
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Weddings during football season
You, who are on the road must have a code that you can live by.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Freshmen? Hell, half the posters on here never even sniffed a college, let alone Texas; they're T-shirt Surlys.
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Steele this Magazine, Phil
Them or any of the rest of the print media. You listening, Kunt Bowels?
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Medical exemption. Means he can keep getting the scholarship money but doesn't count against the 85 scholie limit.
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UMD, Tulsa, USC, KU game times
What he said.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
BTFOM