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TexasEx

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  1. Nahlin finally dropped the hammer on Urban boys. It's over. Hope he takes SIL to Jacksonville and Ewers comes home.
  2. We are witnessing the weaponization of Texas. We've unfurled our Banks-sized wang and will be helicoptering all over the country whipping the best corches and 'croots to Austin.
  3. Me thinks CDC saw us shitting on the 15 year old St. David’s banner and 1984 podium from the last presser. Definitely an upgrade.
  4. My money on the monkey. He wants the fuck outta Bama.
  5. Off topic, but so is the snake bullshit.
  6. ALL GAS NO BRAKES.
  7. No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.
  8. Tennessee just hired Kevin Steele in an as-yet unnamed role during a supposed hiring freeze, and the assumption is Pruitt is out. Question is whether he'll be too tarred up by the investigation stuff for Texas to consider, assuming he's done at Tenn.
  9. Say trilateral commission one more time and see what happens.
  10. Heard he put his cb in on Sark to Texas just this evening.
  11. I saw the same thing, but it looks like it’s just an advertisement related to their national championship. I didn’t realize Banks had only been there three years so that’s something. Welcome aboard. That’s your one mulligan. Next time you fuck up you’ll wake up at midnight with @futureman doing things you’d never imagine in your worst nightmare.
  12. https://twitter.com/EricNahlin/status/1349143463439249408?s=20
  13. It’s the bourbon. At least that worked for me.
  14. How big are your fists?
  15. Any intel on whether said jet has a stripper pole?
  16. Huh. Id’a guessed chunky monkey.
  17. Source of listeria outbreak confirmed.
  18. Secretly hoping it’s Golding so everyone melts the fuck down over hiring a DC who just won a national championship.
  19. Haven’t seen anything on that. I’d nominate Samples, but I don’t know shit about fuck.
  20. Ah yes, Mark Hagen. Cool cool. Will be missed and such. Who was he again?
  21. Your spelling of Aggie implies aggy.
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