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TexasEx

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  1. True, although not as weird as some of the fucks we have on here.
  2. He knows.
  3. Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE
  4. I could see this, and in fact it may be the most likely scenario knowing his son in law is still coaching, as are his long-time mafia support staff. UM and his family care about their tOSU legacy for better or worse. UM may have said to Texas look, it's a good offer, and I like and appreciate it, but if you pressed me for an answer right now (in early December), I'm leaning towards no. Especially since that donut-breath bitch leaked shit he shouldn't have and brought all this unwanted smoke on me and my coaching tree. My health is and always has been a concern ... meaning that stressed me out, and if I can't bring the guys I want, it's going to be a lot harder on me and I'd lean no. At the same time, I doubt UM would want to close the door completely, nor would he want to have any serious discussions with the guys at tOSU he wants because they're in a national championship run. That reminds me, some poster on IT claims UM was "reminded" of his obligations to tOSU as assistant AD at some point during this process, which is not at all surprising if true. That coupled with the weird timing would prompt a rushed "no" answer, or at least not right now, but perhaps we can talk again after the season ends. Either way we'll know in another few weeks. Hold onto your butts (especially you, futureman).
  5. No. The squid is laughing at the prospect of the "Hunchcat of Notre Dame." What the fuck am I doing with my life.
  6. Break it up you two. Caddox, get your ass back to the deer blind and get us some better information. Thanks.
  7. I think he's mocking us.
  8. Smoked today to ward off the LDE I know will be creeping into this thread until early January. Resist the temptation. Let’s ride.
  9. Not sure you’d have anything to hold with that LDE. Save it for the day crew. UM or bust!
  10. You’re wrong. And besides, Shelly’s tweets mean something to me.
  11. In fairness, much of the night crew has been pulling double shifts and been solid hammered since the first week of December. We'll get back into the swing of things after the new year. Stay tuned. BDE.
  12. Boys and girls, Urban Meyer is not fucking corching in the NFL. I have posted this before, but with FCB’s latest update, it bears reposting. Go to minute 26. FCB also speculated on his podcast that UM may consider the NFL because those jobs are less demanding. L O fucking L. What I do find somewhat encouraging is that rat bastard even posting about UM. He was the first to “break” the “leaning towards no” story and that Therman was staying through 2021. Now he’s backpedaling like a chimpanzee on a unicycle at the circus. The fact he is talking about UM is good. Even if the information came from sucking off some homeless bastard camped outside Belmont.
  13. Welp, we’ll have another couple quiet weeks. Then shit starts popping off. BDE only. UM to Texas!
  14. Agree. This x1000. Everything made sense and was a go until all of a sudden it wasn't. Calling BS. This is going down.
  15. BDE right here. And here. https://twitter.com/GoldCoastVlogs/status/1340066531993153539?s=20
  16. Oh shit.
  17. I invited @caddox to provide to me his contact details to be held in escrow and used only if necessary. He thus far has declined to do so.
  18. A rubber mallet. Quiet. Bounces back at you. Nahlin loves the between the lines.
  19. To the bunkerrrrrr!!!!
  20. FIFY.
  21. “Declined our invitation” ... but Wells thinks door is still open. Let’s quit the flirting and bang already!
  22. Let’s mother effing go. Shit post this shit into happening.
  23. I'm confused. Pencil dick and onion breath?
  24. It's nothing but a positive. Fact he posted that bullshit signals he doesn't have any confirmation of a no. Ride on, nightshift with that BDE.
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