Everything posted by Tex Long
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Incorrect translation, should read "... will probably transfer to UNC to be coached by Bill Belichick"
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
We've not seen much of Trey since last year's spring game. I thought he was very impressive, at least as far as throwing. Doesn't mean much in terms of reading the D, but to the extent that he threw the ball to the right guy, accurately and on time... yeah. I'm assuming he'll be QB2 for sure, but no ideas about the other QBs in the room. Would enjoy seeing how he looks this year, but it's understandable that Sark would just as soon not let next season's foes get much, if any, info. Play the game, just don't show anything usable.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Not all of oglaf dot com is nsfw...
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Song title for Hawg Blanket?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
This For those Surlies who are poor and/or poorly endowed, this is part of why your bespoke tailor asks if you dress left or right. No shame for buying off the rack, but...
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Besides being a fine band name, Big Titty Goth would stand out as a porn channel.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
PM Justin Tucker Be sure to include either "SURLY" or "27-25".
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Dial 777-777-7777
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
SF prolly already advised him to drop the drafft and xfer to Iowa State.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Ryan Leaf doesn't even threaten Johnny Foosball's ranking.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
He's got all the physical talent in the world, and apparently serious mental deficiencies. I don't know if there's anything that can help him... not sure where the line is drawn between unbelievably stupid and full-on crazy. Like y'all, I hope something works for him, I really do... it's just that it doesn't seem likely.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
At least he hasn't gotten shot by a Pakistani store clerk at 2AM. Yet.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
This will be subject to the "too big to fail" paradigm.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
My youngest screamed his fucking head off all night for months. We finally discovered that he didn't want the tittie, he didn't want the bottle, he didn't want a clean diaper, he didn't want to be held... what he wanted was a drink of water. Problem solved.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Reason 82,737 why immamac needs to get the system updated to ignore responses quoted from ignorables.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Thanks. Not too surprising, I suppose. Fired or Quit, though? It seemed - and still seems - peculiar that one could beat Georgia and lose to Vandy, much less lose to an underperforming 0U...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yeah, but they keep most people from noticing the bird legs.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Suspenders AKA Braces FTMFW. If it's gotta be a belt, I go with web belt, unless it's Rodeo or Western dance time - the leather on that one's not much good, though.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Script as old as Time itself. Followed by counting the double-digit failure at Notre Dame as "Best Loss of the Year".
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Too lazy to go look 'em up... did any of Saban's guys stick around for the DeBoer takeover? The ones who left - on their own, or fired? ETA: and in "fired" I include "not renewed"... The overall season record wasn't that bad, but... losing to Vanderbilt and getting buttfucked by the Fightin' Vegetables didn't set well with the folks who've been riding so high for so long.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Bohemia has been my go-to Mexican brew for ... oh, shit ... a good sixty years.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Which is why he's not great. Of course, we might need to consider his head coach is a guy who has gone up against top 5 (I think top 5 - maybe it's just really BIG games. CCG and whatnot?) teams twenty times and lost nineteen, so there's that.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way. And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped. The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit. Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack. And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.