Everything posted by Sock Drawer
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
What he said.
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Horns in the NFL
Playing six years in the League qualifies him for the pension. Good for him.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
aggy troll.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's a close question.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Probably because I couldn't pay their electricity bill.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
I want a beautiful lake house like that. I deserve a beautiful lake house like that. I need a beautiful lake house like that. Unfortunately, I don't have a beautiful lake house like that.
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
A shit ton.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Yep, and yep.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Mensa, dude, mensa.
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SoCal gossip says Soso tired of that asian pussy at UCLA
Everybody know: Front hole money-hole; back hole, cornhole.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Well, if you've got two of those, use the other one on Craig Curry. It's not exactly a (pine)apples-to-(pine)apples case, but it's damn close. It's been, what, 30+ years? And I'm still triggered.
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
You can say that again.
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
FIFY
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
[GIF] Why not both?
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Chiles should starts.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Nope. Head not nearly close enough to the ceiling.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Depends. Are you referring to Longhorn football and the upcoming season, or to that slapfest, hairpulling, face-scratching girl-fight going on between Kramer and most of the rest of the board? If it's the latter, I'd start watching a lot of Queer as Folk.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
I kind of like having two relatively reliable QBs who, even though as of now neither one is Colt McCoy, there shouldn't be that much difference between them, quality-wise. Herman's system relies on the QB run and QB's get dinged up running--always have, always will--so it's nice to have a similar replacement with a better overall upside than the Colt-Garrett dropoff waiting in the wings.
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Uniform Pron
I'm not sure "really cool" is the predicate adjective I'd have used. I might have leaned more toward "ugly as shit."
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Do you even omniscient, bro?
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Surly Podcast #1 - 8/18/18
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! And Surly's just the guys to do it.
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
Yeah, ask The Major.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
That's Latin, darlin' (well, kinda, sorta), evidently Mr. Texafornia here's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Your jib, sir; I like the cut of it.