Everything posted by Sock Drawer
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2020 Coaching Staff
I thought NCAA rules allowed only bona-fide assistant coaches to recruit on the road. QC's were restricted to on-campus only. Did I miss something?
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CFB coaching carousel
Well, that's probably true, 'cause in the whole round world there's only one.
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CFB coaching carousel
Didn't you know? Gundy's the Seventh Son. (Heal the sick; raise the dead; make little girls talk outta' they heads.)
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CFB coaching carousel
Gundy's probably playing T. Boone for a raise.
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2020 Coaching Staff
You left out the "baby," baby. --A. Davis
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2020 Coaching Staff
Indefusable.
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Is that bad (depth), meh, or good (frees up a scholarship)?
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2020 Texas Offseason Thread: Herman's Hail Mary
Lord knows we've got the talent.
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2020 Coaching Staff
You check out the Norman Petty Museum/Studios? Only viable reason to go to Clovis.
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Big 12 2020 Season Notes
Right out of Caddyshack.
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2020 Coaching Staff
In some cultures that's considered desirable.
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Fuck you Todd Orlando
Forget about the curveball, Ricky.
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2020 Coaching Staff
He got in that no-holds-barred, steel-cage match with acid and lost. Never the same again. Well, that and forsaking his blues roots.
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Dylan Moses' dad postpones decision to come back to Bama with insane letter
Too late for those protections to do him any good.
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2020 Coaching Staff
I'll be quite happy winning with a coach who's abhorred by the Surl Collective. I'm of the Al Davis school: "Just win, baby."
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Fuck you Todd Orlando
Words/phrases forever embedded in Longhorn lexicon: A Watson = 59 yards of offense Third and Orlando = third and anything over 10
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2020 Coaching Staff
If he invites us to stay, then we'll go...He's got to invite us to stick around.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Well, he's a guy, so . . .
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Fuck you Todd Orlando
The man from Van with a plan. Want to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
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Helmet off penalty against Coburn
Good on the "The." Most don't know that this is a part of our official name. Article 7, Section 10 of the Texas Constitution: "Sec. 10. ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas," for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department. (emphasis added) aggy is a department of The University. Never let them forget that.
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The Beth Mowins Appreciation Thread.
Who knew there was a Title IX for broadcasters?
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2020 Coaching Staff
But, but, the Surl was demanding that TH get Samples back. Surely, TH listens to the Surl, right?
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2020 Coaching Staff
I wanted Samples, but apparently he didn't want us. Hopefully, Jones will fill that role adequately.
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
He was thinking "money, marbles, and chalk" but it came out "hook, line, and sinker."
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2020 Coaching Staff
Is he known as an ace recruiter?