Everything posted by Sock Drawer
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Texas at TCU - 2:30 on FOX: Because what else were you going to do with your Saturday?
Yes, Tonto, we win.
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Texas at TCU - 2:30 on FOX: Because what else were you going to do with your Saturday?
Yes they were. The early line at my site was TCU -1. It flipped to Texas -1, then -1.5, then back to -1, settling before kickoff at pick.
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Ricky Williams Heisman Trophy is Being Sold at Auction
I didn't know they used rubbers in Chicago.
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Who's been to Gerald J. Ford?
It's "Gerald R. Ford" and you're old enough to know that. In the future maybe let your wife proof your postings. . .
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Ricky Williams Heisman Trophy is Being Sold at Auction
Hate it in principle. Understand the five hundred thousand reasons.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
Fleek An annoying term used by annoying teenagers (see middleschoolers) meant to be "on point".
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Herman's Worst Performance?
Yeah, and last year's OL wasn't as good as this year's--or at least that's what we've been led to believe. WTF happened to our OL?
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Texas O-line talk
That's what I thought--probably what everybody thought. Until this game. By and large, we couldn't open holes for the running game and 9 sacks is brutal in the passing game. "F-" in both areas. I guess time will tell if this game was an aberration or if we're not nearly where we need to be. (Still trust Hand waaaaay more than most of the assistants on the defensive side, and don't trust Orlando at all.)
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To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
Bobby Jack Wright.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
No, the criminally incompetent OL was the culprit. Playcalling didn't help, but damn few plays work when you've got half the DL in your backfield. (And, yes, get a real OC in here.)
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
Relevant shortcomings have been discussed here, ad nauseam: poor tackling, lackluster playcalling, and others. And, yes, they're all issues of concern but anybody who doesn't see that a criminally pathetic performance by the OL was the number one problem in this game just doesn't know football. As for why, I don't have a clue. We weren't banged up, we had our usual group in who'd played together for several games now, we just looked like shit and, for the life of me, I can't figure out why. As inept as the defense was and as frustrating as it was to see us whiffing on Lamb, if you'd told me that the D would hold them to 34 points I'd have thought we had a better-than-even chance of outscoring them. Wang was . . . wong.
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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
It's just the "ou Game," period, paragraph. Some pencil-dick dork in some obscure advertising agency came up with what he thought was a catchy name for corporate endorsement. It's bullshit. We call it the "ou Game;" they call it, when their mouths aren't so full of dicks that they can talk, the "Texas Game." It's an epic, magnificent confrontation between two teams and two fanbases that hate each other more than they hate any other team/program. It's monumental in scope, most years has an overarching effect on the national playoff picture, and is the single, most important game on both teams' regular schedule. Don't demean it with some catch-phrase bullshit moniker that bad TV tries to sell you; call it what your father and your grandfather called it, and hopefully what your grandkids will call it: the fuckin' "ou Game." Now go out there and beat the livin' shit outta' ou! Goddam, I wish I was there.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
He looked pretty bad, truth be told, but you're right--he looked just as good as Mayfield.
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Okie Lite vs Sand Aggys on FS1
I haven't seen a Tech team tackle this well since J. T. King was the coach.
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Okie Lite vs Sand Aggys on FS1
Thanks for links. Why the fuck did I ask?
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Okie Lite vs Sand Aggys on FS1
Have %*##?! Dish. Anybody got a stream link on this?
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Texas opens as an 11 point favorite @ West Virginia
English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?
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Moonshine and Miniature Defensive Linemen: A Gif Analysis of a Single WVU Game
I'm OK with us getting the fuck out.
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Tell me about ou
That's a disservice to Persian cats.
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Texas roster 2019
Are we sorry to see Johnson go, given our lack of bodies at LB, or is it that he just couldn't play a lick?
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Uniform Pron
Picture-logo should be a firecracker exploding.
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Vontazed Burfict suspended w/o pay the rest of the season for being a habitual cheap shot artist
It's my understanding that for each game that a player is suspended, he loses 1/17th of his annual salary. (Yeah, I know there's 16 regular season games, but 1/17th is what I'm told. Anybody with better facts, please chime in.) If that's true, this asshole just lost 13/17ths, or roughly 76.5% of his 2019 salary. Couldn't have happened to a nicer prick. Unless it was Briles. Or Sandusky. Or anybody from oklahoma.
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Vontazed Burfict suspended w/o pay the rest of the season for being a habitual cheap shot artist
Worse than Ndamukong Suh? Is that even possible?
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
Like counting all that money he flat-out stole.
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#24 Kansas St @ Oklahoma St, 6:30 ESPN+ (but why tho?)
OSU looking pretty stout. Glad we handled them.