Everything posted by Sock Drawer
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2020 Coaching Staff
FIFY
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2020 Coaching Staff
Tell me more about this under the radar prospect. Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk The Master of the Telecaster, dude. Check out "Cold, Cold Feeling:" And there's no reason he oughtta' be under the radar.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Insert South Austin's mom's slot in this joke.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Maybe they'll switch Gideon to coaching safeties and bring in Craig Curry for special teams. (No, pardner, we don't never forget.)
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2020 Coaching Staff
A voice of reason on The Surl? This is something up with which I will not put.
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2020 Coaching Staff
English, motherfucker! Do I speak it?! (obviously not--at least not well enough)
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2020 Coaching Staff
Fine. What the fuck did he write in the Humidor?
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2020 Coaching Staff
Young whippersnapper! It was "forty twice" when I first heard this. Imagine, $.79 for a fifth of premium fortified wine, albeit of undisclosed vintage. "The American Classic of Bum Wines." Citrus wine with natural flavors and caramel color… vinted and bottled in Modesto, California. (Trust your sarcasm meter's in good working order.)
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2020 Coaching Staff
What's the price?
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2020 Coaching Staff
That's a piss-poor interpretation.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Know what you mean. I refer to mine as "Desert Island Music." I figure anytime I find myself marooned on a desert island, or frustrated by a coaching search, I can always turn to them.
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2020 Coaching Staff
It's tough to distill it down to a top 20 but I'm in the process of doing just that. So far, there are 62 albums in my all-time top 20 and the process is both ongoing and fluid.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Indeed, Candyman.
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2020 Coaching Staff
He had a reason to get back to Lake Charles. He used to talk about it. He'd just go on and on.
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2020 Coaching Staff
They're getting the band back together!
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Covered wagon.
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CFB coaching carousel
Do you even Josh Heupel, bro?
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2020 Coaching Staff
Well, no, not really, but we got a shit-load more inane lyrics if you're interested. We're the station that hits the spot and spots the hits.
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Jeff Traylor hired as UTSA head coach
Won't take much improvement for aggy to no longer schedule them.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Good night, John-Boy.
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2020 Coaching Staff
He chose poorly [GIF]--at least as far as we're concerned.
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2020 Coaching Staff
And therein lies the rub.
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Naw, T-Shirt Fans is correct.
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2020 Coaching Staff
But, but, what about Herman's Sumlin-level drinking problem? Oh, wait . . . that's an internet message board fabrication too. Never mind.
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They need to expand the CFP, they said. It'll be better, they said.
Especially when Condoleezza Rice has (had, anyway) a vote on the committee that determines who goes to the playoffs. That's about like me weighing in on the Euler-Lagrange equations.