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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. What do Sul Ross and E. King Gill think about our recruiting?
  2. Google translate isn’t infallible. “Agnus” traditionally refers to the lamb of God (Agnus Dei). Metaphorically, “Victoria est Agnus” actually means “Jesus is Victory”. You should use “difficilis” or “ardua”/no heathen
  3. "Victoria est agnus" means "Victory is a lamb" (or vice-versa). Not sure what that signifies. "Evacatorem" needs to be "Evacator" to match "Optimus" (for "the best recruiter"). Likewise, "Ingrata" should be "Ingrato" to match "Ingenio" (for ?ungrateful/difficult genius). Next time, run this by the Bone Wizard.
  4. I've removed the yellow ribbon from the old oak tree. Perhaps a yellow noose (no racist) would be in order.
  5. We had a snap to Sam's right last week that killed a drive.
  6. OSU investigated thoroughly. Surely they'd have found any wrongdoing on CUM's part.
  7. Could we money-whip their OC to call plays for us?
  8. Actually only 48 points, the same amount KU scored.
  9. I'm willing to hold a spot for Ringo's mom. A package deal isn't mandatory IMHO.
  10. The new Card-Machinator interface seems to be ahead of schedule. Might need to hit the squat rack, though.
  11. Patton once said that with an army of guardsmen he could take back the library. But with a handful of Texas Aggies, and Neidermeyer, he could secure the whole campus.
  12. Shit'll be lit when Prairie View comes to town.
  13. Unfortunately, he wasn’t talking to a craps-table MILF, he was talking to a Vic-special taking a crap.
  14. These guys would've made about as many stops as our secondary.
  15. It's Cocktoberfest!
  16. The Haynes King edit might look a little strange.
  17. "Final solution", 1939 was the pinnacle, etc. Not liking the parallels.
  18. Not in his mouth.
  19. Not a fan of Simon and Garfunkel, obviously.
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