Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu
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Targeting
I'm pretty sure that any time the QB's helmet comes off in a hit like this that there's going to be a targeting call. Regardless of perceived intent, it happened and was a dangerous shot.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
It’s pronounced “three sippeeo”.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
My professional recommendations: 1. Get the pacer, as planned 2. Learn to do deep breathing exercises; excellent for almost immediate stress relief in really bad situations (patient coding in ER, on the battlefield, etc) 3. Turn off the fucking TV on Saturdays this fall
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
I think we're Anna Karenina and Mack, Charlie, and Herman are driving that train, Grateful Dead-style.
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On the Mensa train or not?
Rod Serling says to step off, you'll be much happier.
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On the Mensa train or not?
I was wait-and-see until today's "press conference".
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Tom has clearly read 1984 and mastered Newspeak.
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
I feel like Dostoyevsky's The Idiot for believing this year would be different from any other recent year.
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On the Mensa train or not?
DangerSnaxSox
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Who are your top 3 realistic choices to replace Herman?
Steal Lincoln Riley from the cock-gobblers. Possibly cripple their program while strengthening ours.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I realize it's pretty unlikely to happen, and I know he's a cock-gobbler, but I wish we could money-whip Lincoln Riley. Or at least hire the master-gobbler himself as a consultant and have him tell us who to hire.
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Sam Ehlinger
But she's blown too many big ones to count.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I'm starting to realize that TH isn't playing 4-D chess with a couple of extra queens on his side.Either that, or he's setting up USC, TCU, OU (twice), WVU, KSU, et al with a serious rope-a-dope, long-game strategy play.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Hopefully there’ll be a big wildfire, too. Less painful that way.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
No offense to the great Barry Manilow, but it was a reference to "I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola"
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Don't know why I'm so disappointed, then. The first 3 victories over them are much more relevant than the two recent losses.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.
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I got a new game Friday shirt...
Bring me your shirt. Need to go the toilet and I want to wipe my ass with it.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I'll be watching the US Open next weekend with a clear conscience.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I think I'd rather be at McCain's funeral.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Do we have the 3rd down defensive penalty call in our playbook? If so, would be nice to see Beck dial it up a few times a game.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Our coaches certainly seem to be deaf, dumb, and blind.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This team has less heart than the Tin Woodsman and the poor bastard that got picked on by Mola Ram.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Different board than last year, but same comments due to Beck, et al.