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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Leather face will put the McCulloch back in the shed for another week.
  2. Pics of lesbians and your mom, if you could be so kind.
  3. Out of curiosity, why does anyone think that Orlando should/could take over? His defense mainly appears decent only in comparison to the offense.
  4. And that was when young Robert began his journey to become a power bottom...
  5. Against TCU, OU, OSU, et al, we might end up pulling a "No mas", Duran-style.
  6. The difference was that Texas and Notre Dame played on national TV on Sunday night and it was the first game of the season (and was very exciting, especially given that the Horns were destroyed the year before). Both teams have already shit the bed this year. No one is going to say the winner of this game is back and going to the playoffs.
  7. Maybe the Clemson fan’s wife will let us know how even the angels on high are impressed by aggy’s integrity and inherent goodness.
  8. Kess looking a little ragged these days compared to Carol?
  9. I still think Lincoln Riley would be the best choice.
  10. Mr. Hand is definitely not a dick, Spicoli.
  11. Heard your mom likes to go down under.
  12. Spawn of Cthulhu replied to Tailleur17's topic in Football
    A game like last night is more fun in a tiny window on a pirated stream. The random six second skips add to the pleasure.
  13. Spawn of Cthulhu replied to Tailleur17's topic in Football
    Probably more fun asking a mohel at the Mitzvah to perform a circumcision on you.
  14. You fuckers are a bunch of pussies. TH has got this. And he's going to kick ass in recruiting, too.
  15. I'd be rather shocked if several of you lads haven't grabbed your rabbit and squeezed too hard, ending up with a disappointing performance and a hot mess. Of course, it wasn't on TV, you weren't being paid millions, and you hadn't been telling everyone you knew how spectacular your performance was going to be. In my case, South Austin's mom may or may not have been involved.
  16. He's the kind of guy who gives necrophilia a bad name.
  17. Not one bit confident. Same thing as after Charlie's second year. Almost impossible to convince someone with proven ability to join a staff (or for a good recruit to sign on) if they've only got one year to fix things before getting the boot.
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