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Spawn of Cthulhu

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Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. Obviously. But Sonny made sure he didn’t come out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands. I’m shocked that an obvious Italian like yourself doesn’t know the classics.
  2. Especially the parents of student videographers.
  3. Sonny Corleone knew how to solve that problem.
  4. 5 hours ago, OnAComputer said: Y'all are seriously doing y'all's damnedest to out conspiracy the place that has a thriving QAnon community Man, both of these guys seem like they suck.
  5. HYPERBOLE MACHINE BROKEN BY VINCE YOUNG. CALL REPAIRMAN One of the first articles I ever read on EDSBS, from a day in early 2006.
  6. This was my reaction when I misread your post about Karen getting a wax.
  7. This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.
  8. Vag strain. Fairly common in CS and also in the Fisher household.
  9. Not everyone on Texags is convinced that Jimbo's doing a great job recruiting this year.
  10. 13-0 Branding Iron. Personal disclosure: I’m Muy
  11. It might be nice to win a championship within one's life expectancy time table.
  12. Candi has never been a 5-star, no matter how much blow you (and the missus, allegedly) do off her ass.
  13. Lube? She don't need no stinking lube!
  14. South Austin overcame the spectacle of his mom being with many elite athletes.
  15. I bet it feels huge in this hand.
  16. Stay out of Jimbo’s cement pond.
  17. Not Jimbo's pool party.
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