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Spawn of Cthulhu

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Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. Chad Ochoseis might be a better wideout than his dad.
  2. So, Beck is a terrible playcaller, but he's got sure hands when he calls a pass to himself?
  3. Are you implying that Phlegm is Voldemort, or maybe a Lovecraftian creation?
  4. The Wheel of Time turns, and QBs run and pass, leaving memories that become legend or terrible flashbacks.
  5. I'll probably regret asking Phlegm, but what the hell was Loftin laughing his ass off at?
  6. I'd pos rep you, if I could.
  7. I thought you preferred the horses.
  8. He left off "figs" after cinco.
  9. I assume that the cheetah would eat Big Ben first, mainly because he's well-marbled, but the video didn't confirm that.
  10. He could incorporate alligator rolls more.
  11. Mitch is sitting in the aisle seat.
  12. The Buddha had some very keen insights into his adversaries.
  13. Well, the last thing I remember, Doc Case started to swerve...
  14. Didn’t you serve with Stephen F. Austin, back in the day?
  15. I think Nolan put in a pick for himself to Texas sometime around 2008.
  16. Waddle would've so lit up OSU last night that he'd have locked up the next two Heismans. Shame that you myopic fans can't see what EJ sees.
  17. When I realized you can't jump out if you get shot down, I developed a fear of helicopters. Almost flying into power lines in the fog didn't help much, either. That being said, being a door-gunner would be pretty cool. Don't think they have those on civilian choppers, though. No rockets, either.
  18. Can’t even count the number of women, from Cheryl Tiegs down through the various latter-day Kates, who’ve moved down my board over the decades.
  19. It was my understanding that there would be no kindergarten math.
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