Everything posted by Captain Obvious
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
Don't think he meant literal third step. Isnt' it: Secure ball. Two feet down. Complete a football move. before it can be called a fumble? Maybe they were saying he didn't complete a football move, i.e. finish the turn upfield?
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
Hey, at least you might have a franchise qb going forward.
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
Absolutely. Either the Chiefs or the Eagles get another Superbowl and Dallas gets another year of paying Zeke. I'm very bitter.
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
Exactly. Hence initial dismissal of the statement that Mahomes should just "shoot it up" as if the Chiefs hadn't already gone that route before a single fucking snap.
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
Are you seriously saying you don't think KC shot up Mahomes' ankle with a cocktail of whatever the hell is legally allowed pre-game and weren't already going to do so during halftime before that re-aggravation?
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Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles
You say that as if they didn't already shoot that ankle up before the game and were going to do so again at halftime.
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NFL Black Monday Thread/Coaching Carousel
Sure, let Russ continue to give everyone food poisoning.
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AFC Championship: Bengals @ Chiefs - 5:30 CST CBS
4th and 8? I think Reid goes for it if it on 5 yards or less in that situation.
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AFC Championship: Bengals @ Chiefs - 5:30 CST CBS
Romo likes the call. Cincy is doomed.
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AFC Championship: Bengals @ Chiefs - 5:30 CST CBS
Actually, that basically turned into a damn good punt.
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AFC Championship: Bengals @ Chiefs - 5:30 CST CBS
Hey refs, you sure you don't want to throw another flag and bail Mahomes out again? Fuck each and every one of you.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Hahaha, "little bit of razzle dazzle"...for a loss of 5-7 yards and a fumble.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Is that the longest pass attempt today by SF?
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
49ers backup for this game was their 4th string....and he got injured as well.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Need a simulcast if that happens. One channel just shows the damn game, the other is nonstop split screen between camera on the parents/family in the stands and the field. Broadcasters are taken out back and shot if they mention the parents once on the channel dedicated to just showing the game.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
I think the word you're looking there is "hilarious." Eagles continuing to run Hurts at this stage is insanity. Just hand off of to one of the rbs and call it a day.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
49ers special teams doesn't want to feel left out of the dumbassery.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Dak would at least catch the snap before he threw an INT or pick-6.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Falling to the ground with his arms wrapped around CMC? His body weight/momentum was definitely not helping CMC stay upright.
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NFC Championship: 49ers @ Eagles - 2pm CST FOX
Fucking Jennings almost tackled CMC. Dumbass is lucky CMC kept the legs moving when his own teammate tried to drag him down until he realized what the fuck he was doing.
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Am I the asshole?
I would much, much rather have zero regular checkout lines than only 1 self-checkout line, or God forbid, no self-checkout line. Waiting for Walmart/grocery store checkout workers slowly scan and bag stuff is more painful that watching Zeke try to outrun a defender at this point.
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
If Schultz is asking for too much money that's one thing, but at this point it would seem like having a security blanket for to Dak is a good thing, not something that holds the offense back. Do you really want Dak improvising more difficult throws/reads based on his performance this year?
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
If that's the case, I'll enjoy the next few years before it all goes to shit and we trot out the new versions of Quincy Carter, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Clint Stoerner, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and the corpses of Vinny Testaverde and Drew Bledsoe over the course of 5-7 years.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
The Zeke thing was incredibly easy to predict. Don't need hindsight or to be a NFL insider to know what was going to happen.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
I'm actually okay with the decision to pay Dak simply based on how poorly the NFL and Jerry Jones is in particular at drafting QBs. Yes, Dak is basically Kirk Cousins at this point, but I have zero confidence in the Jones clan identifying, drafting, and coaching up another qb to league average level in the next 5-10 years, if not longer.