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Captain Obvious

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  1. Nice of Arky to give the Aggycoaster a push start. It was looking kind of bleak there for a minute with Miami getting crushed by Middle Tennessee at home earlier.
  2. Oh good. Let's burn a timeout in addition to fucking up the snap.
  3. Captain Obvious replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Just kneel 3 times and punt if you're still gonna keep running on 1st and 2nd down when you're down 34 in the 4th.
  4. Captain Obvious replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Bills aren't even pretending they have any interest in running the ball and Titans still can't stop them.
  5. Even if Richardson is injured, that doesn't excuse Napier's play calling. If Florida comes out trying to throw the ball around next week, they might have hired their version of Orgeron.
  6. Even Oregon State is taking care of business today. I mean, they're playing Montana State, but they're Oregon State. So I guess that counts as a good win for the Pac-12?
  7. Okay Napier, maybe just run the ball this time.
  8. So yeah, maybe there was a legit reason Mullen didn't play Richardson more at qb.
  9. 10 yards closer and Justin Tucker as the kicker, and then I might be okay with that decision.
  10. So, you're telling me the doomsday clock for Florida State has moved back to "dumpster fire" from "Tennessee?"
  11. They don't "have to" get to the salary floor. There's no penalty to the team, the shortfall would just have been given to the players on the roster.
  12. Ole Miss needs to hit a popup to shallow right field and watch hilarity ensue.
  13. If you're still expecting Disney to give a shit about every single line/situation muttered in the 70s/80s movies and keep continuity, I'd argue you're more delusional than Aggy.
  14. So when do they officially apply to join the SEC, I mean NATO?
  15. Maybe with all the allegations/NBA investigation going on, if might behove Sarver to actually open the checkbook for once.
  16. Do the Celtics have an offensive gameplan other than keep launching 3's and hope they start falling ahain?
  17. Douchey techbro owner gets somewhat of a pass from me so long as he keeps willing to write the huge luxury tax bills for a championship contender. Most owners have to dragged kicking and screaming into paying any luxury tax, championships be damned.
  18. Eh, find me a fanbase that whose court side seats aren't filled with either those fans or 40+ year olds wearing team jerseys they just bought on the way to their seats.
  19. Missed the first 10. Lots of sarcastic cheers when he hit the last one.
  20. Weren't the concensus candidates for the #1 pick that year KAT or Jahlil Okafor? Minnesota still made the right call despite all of KAT's underachieving so far.
  21. I still don't think the Bulls have a realistic shot of making the finals, injuries aside. Like you, I assumed the Bucks would flip the switch in the playoffs, and maybe they still will. But even if they don't, Celtics/76ers/Heat won't have the same letdown in later rounds.
  22. Were the injuries real? Yes. Do I give any benefit of the doubt to Simmons and Zion in particular that they weren't exactly putting forth their best effort (anything above the bare minimum) to get back on the court? No. They've given nothing to show they aren't milking their injuries for as long as possible.
  23. I think the reverse jinx needs to be a little more subtle for it to work.
  24. Imagine the TV exec tears if we get Arkansas - St. Peters instead of Duke - UNC next week.
  25. The announcers keep telling me that UNC got on a roll that hasn't stopped since winning at Duke. Did that beat down at the hands of a mediocre Virginia Tech in the ACC tournament magically get erased from history?
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