Everything posted by The Hot Dog Buffet
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
It's always projection with these people.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I actually kinda/sorta agree with this in principle, but one of the candidates let his employee get cut to pieces with a bone saw and dissolved in acid, so he can go fuck himself on this one.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
At least the black guy was probably paid to be there.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Danica Patrick voted for the first time ever and she's voting Trump. I think she is doing it because she's a fucking moron, but maybe there are also reasons related to January 6 and wanting women to not be able to vote just like she didn't vote for all of her life.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Hopefully she has more than IOUs to cover that...
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
To get the joke, all you have to do is believe in your heart of hearts that Puerto Rico really is a floating pile of garbage filled with murderers and rapists, and that that's ok, because you have accepted Christ as your Lord and Savior, but they are mostly Catholic, and therefore doomed to an eternity even worse than Puerto Rico.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I really hope my parents choose to not vote, but I'm betting they probably will.
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Kamala had better replace Garland.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
If sucking dick is that effective, then why aren't you president yet?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
You just have to make sure to order it extra large now.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
He probably returned it when he found out that it doesn't have a dick.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Acting isn't manual labor.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He forgot Usha's name. I'd say he's losing it, but I couldn't remember her name, either.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
The total number of people trying to early vote is smaller, but there also aren't as many polling locations. As with all things voting, it's super easy if you are in a rural location, and more time consuming if you are anywhere that the democrats get a lot of votes.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
If I were working with him, I'd tell him he got the oil too hot and that he needs to pour a little water in it to cool it down.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I just can't wrap my head around Trump's mental decline being the reason someone might decide they aren't going to vote for him.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Kansas wasn't supposed to be dogshit this year.
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Realignment talk not going away
Every P4 school tries to get 7 or 8 home games on a 12 game schedule. Having 2 nonconference games against legitimate programs every season is a nonstarter for schools that can't buy out return trips to G5 schools for that reason.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Friends are easy enough to change. It's the coworkers and family that I struggle with. Like my mom would just look me in the face and say that Trump doesn't really mean that and he was just taken out of context and that I watch too much CNN (I watch zero CNN). National polls tend to be more accurate.
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Realignment talk not going away
It's worth it to me, the fan sitting at home flipping channels for the best game. We are living in a blessed time where we have like 10 different options every given Saturday, particularly early in the year when nobody has a bye. I was watching Abilene Christian v Texas Tech while Notre Dame was playing A&M because it looked like Abilene Christian might win. I realize most fans aren't like that, but I don't really care.
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Realignment talk not going away
I started watching about midway through the second quarter.
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Realignment talk not going away
Just about every year, some small-time program comes up big against a power team. 90% of the games end up being garbage, but it's all worth it when Northern Illinois beats Notre Dame and their head coach is bawling his ass off at mid-field because he's so happy.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Yes, and the scheduling is a complete crapshoot. If you're in a conference with just 8 conference games, you don't play half the league. You might have 1 or 2 common opponents with another league team that you have to break a tie with.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I really dislike these large conferences without divisions. At least the games are competitive.