Everything posted by The Hot Dog Buffet
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Best you can do there is stand on top of his grave for a photo with a big shit-eating grin and two thumbs up.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
JD Vance shows up to a whore house.... Hi, I'm JD Vance. I'm going to Yale and writing a book about Ohio. Ok. I'd like a whore please. What kind? Oh, I don't know. Probably white. Maybe Asian. Whatever makes sense. So how long you been working here?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Nothing that can run away is going to have sex with him without some sort of compensation.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I've seen old photos of JD and I think it's safe to say that he probably didn't get laid until he had made some money from his book.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Pretty sure he just said anyone doing that should get 10 years.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
That tweet is 2 years old.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I don't think I would handle a guy who looks like this critiquing what I do very well, either.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Last year's UNLV would have beaten last year's Houston team. I'm not very familiar with how good this year's UNLV is supposed to be.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Nah, the Kim Guilfoyle product is self-lubricating and self cleaning. And your eyes have lids.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yeah, at this point Kamala is winning. She shouldn't back out of debates, but Trump really can't do that. He needs them a lot more than she does.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Kamala should offer him a cabinet position. Then when it comes time to make the appointment, tell him that all she needs is proof of vaccination.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Yeah, but it's just the 2%ers voting for Texas. The rest of them are just pissed off that Texas didn't make it so there would be enough sheep for everyone.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
And they didn't bother to write a platform in 2020. Looks like they put one together this year. It's 28 pages long, with the table of contents on page 10. Also the table of contents doesn't have page numbers.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I think he's more disappointed than confused. He looked into the kitchen and didn't see a single soft, cushiony surface that could possibly get his dick up.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
I think they should have swapped his slot with Warnock. Really not interested in Bill.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
They talked about banning assault weapons at least a couple of times. Guess they should have mentioned thoughts and prayers or something.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
I have a wall. If you'd get off of your lazy fucking ass and stop asking for government handouts, you could build a wall for yourself, too.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
The fed probably should have cut rates.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yeah, my mom didn't like the crunchy shells so we always had soft tacos or burritos. My friends' moms always made them with crunchy shells, though. But nobody never had soft corn tortillas and we always called them white people tacos to not confuse them with the type of taco you'd get from a non-Taco Bell place with Mexican food.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I'm not even sure if it was supposed to be a joke. I live in Kansas and you make "white people tacos" by browning ground beef with a packet of McCormick Taco seasoning sprinkled on top. That's just what everyone calls it. Edit to add: White people tacos also have lettuce, cheese and sour cream, served pretty much always on a flour tortilla.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
JD's couch gets its springs worked out before prayer breakfast.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yeah, but Trump voters see him as Dear Leader. If the party removes him, they will lose the only people still voting for them.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I'm pretty confident that Trump could voluntarily step down if he wanted to. But I don't think there is a way for the party to make him do that at this point.
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Tell me about Nebraska
If they go .500, they will go to their first bowl game since 2016. And this is one of the harder schedules they have played over that time period.
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Tell me about Nebraska
Most fanbases would be extremely confident about being 7-0 going into the Ohio State game with that schedule. I'm guessing they limp in at 5-2 and then lose out.