Everything posted by The Hot Dog Buffet
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He's supposed to treat it like what would have happened if the allies would have lost to Hitler. Losing is not an option, and he has to win at any cost.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Trump was losing all the way up to election day, but he made up ground by being on the news every day, holding televised rallies, and generally being as visible as possible. We are asking Joe Biden to make up ground by making himself invisible, limiting his appearances, and treating 8 pm like midnight on Gremlins.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
If Joe Biden were up 5 or 6 points, holding onto him would make sense. He's losing right now, though. How on earth do people think he's going to make up ground by taking the occasional interview, praying he doesn't fuck everything up, and then hobbling on to the next one a few weeks later?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I'm not sure ABC has any reason to edit this interview in his favor. Biden stepping down would be a ratings bonanza.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I expect Biden to come out apologizing for his poor debate performance. Probably will claim he screwed it up and made some mistakes. The problem is that he didn't really make mistakes at the debate. He didn't come across as poorly prepared to me. He came across as forgetting what the point he had started to make 2 seconds ago was and being unable to finish his sentences or use his time. He can't fix that and get better. And even if he could, it wouldn't matter because there is no way Trump will debate him again and even give him the chance to look better.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
He hasn't lost his mind. He's just always been that completely fucking stupid.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
De Santis tried debating Newsome and brought out his poop map, but I don't think it ended up being as effective as he thought it was going to be.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Whitmer has name recognition in the region that actually elects the president. She would have to completely shit the bed to lose Michigan and she probably has better odds in Pennsylvania than anyone else.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
The words that actually came out of his mouth responded to a layup question about abortion by talking about a woman who got killed by an illegal immigrant. And he also mentioned something about beating medicare at the end of a rambling statement without a coherent subject...
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
It was the worst debate performance there has ever been. I couldn't have even imagined worse. I guess maybe it could have been worse if he would have fallen asleep and a moderator had to walk up and nudge him to get him to answer a question or something.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I'm only ok with that if they are lying to her about it.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Harris would likely be offered AG in exchange for support.
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That's like saying the Aryans benefited from Hitler. Nobody will benefit. We will just be eating a little less shit.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Well, when the president does it, that means it's not illegal.
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The Supremes
That can't work long term unless the red states start building walls to prevent their citizens from fleeing.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He's still better than Trump. Everyone is.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
That's what the election should be about, but it's not. This election is between two men who wouldn't be able to get a job at a gas station. One of them wants to convert us into Nazi Germany, and the other wants to continue being president for reasons he doesn't even understand. But the election can't be about the economy because Biden isn't capable of making the election about that.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Arizona and Colorado are probably both a little bit high, but otherwise it looks pretty good. I'd pick KSU to finish ahead of Utah, mostly because they get OSU at home and Utah has to go to Stillwater. They don't play each other so the OSU matchup likely swings the season.
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Realignment talk not going away
From a scheduling standpoint, the Big 10 is going to be easier more often than it's not. Not easier to win the conference, but easier to win 10 games.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I think it's too late for a new network to get established. Cable subscriptions are way down. A Big 12 network would probably have to be a streaming service, and it would get lower subscription and viewership than ESPN+.
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Realignment talk not going away
The Big 10 is full of truly terrible football programs. It shouldn't be very hard for USC to win 9 or 10 games and get into the playoff.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Colorado BuffaLowes Kansas State Wild Wings Kansas JayKochs (at least until Koch gets tired of hearing Jaycocks) Oklahoma State Stetson Cowboys Iowa State Pioneer Seed Clones TCU Horned Frog Tape Texas Tech Red Lobsters Houston Costcos Cincinatti Bayer Cats UCF Golden Corrals West Virginia Mountain Hardware Arizona Wet'n'Wildcats Arizona State Capri Sun Devils Baylor football presented by Liberty University BYU Super Soakers
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
When is the last time either of those conferences have done anything for the good of the sport?
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
The Good Handjobs Conference
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Well, giving 20% of the conference to private equity loses money in the not-so-long run.