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ztejas

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  1. So fucking embarassing. Lakers fans have to be sick of him at this point. A lot of the Kobe fans have never liked him there. At least Ayton is panning out for them.
  2. I think they're mic'ed poorly. Or Lowell is just a bufoon (or they're both bufoon's). He's said a few things already that I couldn't hear or heard as something else. I noticed the feed for SMU/Va Tech is a lot louder for some reason.
  3. I was directed to this from a slowed down snippet that I saw, um, somewhere else. Didn't see the first two seasons. Wonder how important they are. This seems like it would interest me more than the druggy bicurious suicidal high school drama shit or whatever the first two were about.
  4. Oh fuck we have Galindo.
  5. Ah okay. That's what the line opened at. For some reason I thought the kenpom predictor was just the difference in rating +/- 3 for home court. Guess there is more under the hood game-to-game. I still think -3.5 is generous for the Horns. Vandy is really damn good.
  6. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    You can still sign G League players and Euros mid-season though.
  7. I guess I'll fire this one up too. I miss the @Derkakenpom previews. Vandy -3.5 which is a lot tighter than it probably should be. Bettors must think that the Bama game turned something around for the Horns. (Texas did cover by about 15 against Bama) We shall see.
  8. Yeah it seems absurd. Kenpom should have them by like 11.
  9. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Big game tonight. I guess all of them are big right now though.
  10. Forgot how much of a bitch his wife is in that movie.
  11. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Why do networks think they can get college basketball games over with in 2 hours? They just don't care I guess? Like there is a 0% chance that Vandy/Texas starts at 8 pm on ESPN 2. I missed the game - Boopie didn't play?
  12. If it's a starter you'd have to ship Van Vleet probably.
  13. DV is nice to have but his impact is being overrated since he's been out. Spurs fans are acting like Klay Thompson is missing from the lineup. He's a streaky shooter on a good day, not really a playmaker and a meh defender. You at least have to guard him at the 3 line so there's that. I just don't think we run very good sets (when we run sets at all) and when Harper and Castle have rough nights it makes it look worse as does when we shoot poorly.
  14. ztejas replied to raw dog's topic in Movies and TV
    I've seen Harland Williams do one - has he done multiple? That dude is one of the funniest motherfuckers alive.
  15. What is the hottest Paltrow? I may go Pepper Potts.
  16. Followed by "no power tools Dale" which was one of me and a college-buddy's favorite lines that we would just say randomly.
  17. Great place to watch the game but easy to get absolutely roasted when the sun's out. Bring some coppertone. And some assorted junk-drawer items to throw at the opposing players.
  18. I hate when I get overserved and then kill myself.
  19. Getting Giannis midseason would be a disaster. I mean y'all have barely figured out how to get Durant the ball. That's something you maybe kick the tires on in the offseason after the data set is larger. If you did anything before the deadline this season it would have to be like DFS plus a pick for a vet guard - which could be a good move. Tre Jones certainly looked good last night. Sengun's contract is fucking awesome, by the way, and he just keeps getting better. Giannis is a better player but he's 8 years older and makes $20M more per season. I'm fairly intrigued by what JD Davison did last night. Not sure you don't just let it ride this season at this point.
  20. Have never done much salsa or messed around with it. Had some canned tomatoes + green chiles sitting around and some peppers getting old in the vegetable drawer. Did: 2 10z cans diced tomato/green chile 4 pretty big jalapeños - with the seeds and with scraped out (didn't want to totally melt my face off) 2 pretty good sized serranos thrown in seeds and all 4 cloves garlic 1.5 limes juiced Healthy amount of cumin and salt Came out pretty well but a little watery/tomatoey. Heat level is really nice - something you'd put on the table as the alternate "spicy" option. I like the color, too. Flavor could use more depth. Think next time I'd change the ratios a bit and roast the peppers and garlic ahead of time - and I didn't have any onion or cilantro which would help.
  21. I'm not sure DJ could still cut it on Tour.
  22. Don't start with this white zone shit.
  23. Yeah well you can barely find a Stripes anymore. I just clicked through some of the Circle Ks in Austin. They were all rated between a 2.0 and 2.6 on Google. Can't find a Quik Trip below a 3.
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