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ztejas

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  1. And on cue Celtics lose to the Pacers, Cavs get rolled by the Jazz at home and the Lakers are down 16 to the Kings in the 3Q.
  2. Lucky to not get a flag there.
  3. No fucking way Stroud. Just wow.
  4. May have been a fumble anyway but damn that's an impressive catch without gloves on in the cold.
  5. Two in one year is pretty rare but it happens. Couldn't find an extensive list but McCaffery went double first team in 2019, JJ Watt was first team edge in 2018 and second team DT, and Khalil Mack was double first team in 2015. Devin Hester probably would have done it a couple times at PR and KR but the AP didn't give out all-pro at both until more recently. They still give out fullback which is hilarious. There are basically two fullbacks in the league still and shocker they went 1st team and 2nd team.
  6. There's just a ridiculous amount of partity right now. Almost any team in the league can get you on the right/wrong night no matter who you are. Ton of injuries, too.
  7. Y'all need some home games and maybe a roster move. Team seems mentally exhausted - Eason going out again didn't help and then Sengun gets thrown in for another lineup change.
  8. Can't wait to hear about how amazing Justin Herbert is all season again next year.
  9. QB is a premium position. Caleb is going to get a massive bag and he deserves it, frankly. There's unlimited money in the NFL. The cap goes up like clockwork. If you're the Bears you pay him and it's a no brainer.
  10. Today... I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon. On Comedy Central right now. I forgot how funny this movie is.
  11. The lightskin mami in the Perdue chicken ad could fucking get it. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
  12. ztejas replied to Lurch's topic in Music
    Agree. You're either talented or you're not. If you're good you don't need anything more than an instrument and a mic. I really need to get my shit together and start producing again and quit being such a loser. Alcohol is bad, kids.
  13. She says... I've had the old bull - now I want the young calf.
  14. Stop with this. I'm not ready to get hurt again.
  15. Not a game winner but that mfer cold. Please release him from minutes-restriction jail.
  16. Frankly we were getting tired of your act anyway. Don't throw in the towel just yet. You may have a couple good years in you still. I've been helping care for my granddad who just turned 80 and is kind of slowly losing it to dementia. His wife - my grandmother - died 6 months ago and at the end suffered a really bad, rare case of Alzheimers. He gets really down on himself and frustrated (and he drives me up the fucking wall with his shit) but I remind him ocassionally that I love him and still want him around. Maybe that's selfish. Maybe I'm not ready for him to go. But he's meant a whole hell of a lot to me over the years. Don't underrate the impact you have on other people in your life. Someone in your family may really appreciate a few more years of Armybrat. Louis C.K. has a great bit on how silly our collective existential fear is surrounding death. The bit is basically "when you're that old you're going to want to die anyway". Maybe you're ready to check out. Maybe it's time. Like I said though - make it worth it for the people that love you on your way out. We'll get a wreath fund going in the meantime. 🤘
  17. Damn straight. Love Jim's.
  18. What a win for second city. When was their last playoff win? Has to be 10 years.
  19. Not gonna get it.
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