Everything posted by Tired Horn
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
True. When you don't develop them properly, it's hard to know what you should do.
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Fire Shaka Smart
At least with Shaka we know what we have. So there's that. (Sob)
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Didn't you watch the game? The plan was to turn the ball over. Poor Shaka--an artist unappreciated in his time.
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Fire Shaka Smart
Why would anybody take him?
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Based on the data so far, trends point toward our new arena catching fire if Shaka opens it.
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Fire Shaka Smart
At least Cornwallis was opposed by Washington with heavy French support. We surrendered to ACU.
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Fire Shaka Smart
I would switch our coach for a fucking bag of mildewed sea weed right about now. And I'd consider it a bargain.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Anybody still give a rat's ass about the Big 12 tournament?
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Well, it does prove that anything is possible.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
“We were the worst DI team in the country and we just beat the University of Texas." You say that like it's an accomplishment.
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Fire Shaka Smart
Actually, as much as I hate to admit it, this feels normal. Having even a speck of respect for the accomplishments of a Texas team under Shaka Smart felt so strange. Bottom blow this asshole overboard tonight.
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Fire Shaka Smart
But he does own our most embarrassing tournament loss ever. That's no small achievement.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Untrue. I think he gives the team bad coaching adjustments.
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Fire Shaka Smart
True in another sense as well. This game was Shaka's masterpiece for the ages, don't you think?
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
I think ACU got a turnover on that, too.
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I told you so
Just wait. This is step 132 of Shaka's 1015-step master plan.
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Fire Shaka Smart
Go back to VCU?. Seriously, even they're laughing at us.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Yes, we did. A moral victory against the giant that is ACU.
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Fire Shaka Smart
Yep, fuck Shaka. Can we get a real coach now? Please?
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Don't bet against us. We're good at finding worse.
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Worst basketball loss in program history
Destiny happened. As in Shaka.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Nothing with Shaka is unbelievable.
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Worst basketball loss in program history
If it's not the worst, it doesn't have much competition.
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
At least they're consistent, right?
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Texas vs. ACU - First Round - 8:50pm on truTV/TNT
Well, that sucked.