Everything posted by Kermit
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
. Luxury tax increased, OKC would have to pay the repeater tax, the NBA fucked OKC by bumping KD’s contract, ownership didn’t want to pay, Harden also rejected their offer forcing their hand. Yes it was a shitty trade, yes it fucked them, but it’s not as simple as “Presti traded him to keep the idiot from ESPN”.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
It’s a little more nuanced than that, but sure. He also has spanked the entire league with his more recent trades and acquisitions. Dude is a witch.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
OKC can’t keep hitting on these draft picks forever… /Spurs fan who has seen Sam Presti hit .750 on draft picks the entire time he has been in the NBA in an executive capacity
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
You can make the case that the current crew sucks ass. What you cannot do, and expect anyone take you seriously, is suggest that Mark Jackson and his penile lookalike are in any way missed. The only gaping hole is Revisionist History’s vagina.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Kendrick Perkins looks like he ate Oliver Miller.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Unless I’m a billionaire, NBA owner or a media tycoon, they don’t. I’m taking donations though, if anyone wants to help me reach those heights.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Goddamn fucking ratings bullshit. They just signed a humungous deal. The only people who give a shit about the ratings now work for ESPN, have a room temperature IQ, and hail from the golden triangle. Just enjoy the fucking game and stop worrying about who is watching it.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Wait, are people actually comparing Flagg to Mr. Hall Pass?
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Honestly, not a bad comparison until you realize that Flagg is three years younger than grant when he came into the league. They have very similar measurements, but a different skill set. Man, Grant was fucking awesome pre-Orlando.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
I believe he’s referring to his risk of injuries limiting his ceiling as an all-time great.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Aren’t we all? Also…
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
We’ve got a series. Fuck yes. Give me more basketball please.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
What in the fucking hell is Karl doing? Winning basketball plays? Making clutch shots? Who the fuck is this?
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Karl doing very un-Karl things.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Keep in mind that Adam Silver and James Dolan despise each other. This would be a great Silver moment to fuck over the one owner who makes his life a living hell (if you believe in NBA conspiracy theories).
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Halliburton, man. That creep can roll.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
I think the problem with projecting Flagg is that people recognize his talent and see that he’s head and shoulders above the people in this draft class. He literally does everything well except being the focal point/main ball-handler of an offense and he’s still not terrible at that. He’s incredibly well-rounded, team-oriented, and is instant plug and play. There is no comparison for what he is at his age, thus it’s hard to pigeonhole him into another player comparison.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Yes. Here’s Ant doing some spectacular play, but with the same graphics as a Dire Straits video.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
I just realized I’m watching the off-brand ESPN broadcast. Fuck, I’m getting old. I was wondering why every replay was a 3D generated avatar.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
They finally woke up. I’m loving this Mike Conley grizzled vet game.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
They’re playing lackadaisical as shit. I’d be nervous too.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
ESPN really likes this hemorrhoid tracker.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
OKC probably just needs to head back to the hotel at halftime.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Maybe this can be a series after all. Naz Reid can to play.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Greatest big man shooter of all time.