Everything posted by Kermit
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Mark Daigneault has butthole eyes.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Common basketball play? I never know what these fuckers are going to call.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
I’m still waiting for the Texas lottery to get their shit together and pick my goddamn numbers…
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
We’d have some Nancy Kerrigan type injuries.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Video of Giannis and Dylan working out. Also, some Ace Bailey. Giannis is so fucking cool.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
If the draft was determined by record, it would be an unmitigated shit show that not even Sam Hinkie could dream up. But yes, that would quell conspiracy theories. I almost want it to go to that for one year, just for the NBA to say, “you think tanking is bad now?”
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
I always say this to Spurs fans who insist that his jersey be retired; it will be the first jersey retirement ceremony where the people in attendance actively boo (and loudly) the honoree.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Lucking into great players is exactly how the “lottery” works. Thanks for the explanation. I’m sure @Huckleberry can explain probability and odds to those of you who still believe the system is rigged. Even after an explanation, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE NBA RIG THE SYSTEM FOR THE SPURS? Please, offer unto me any explanation of why the Spurs were gifted the second pick in the draft by the magnanimous NBA who loves its small markets and champions them at every opportunity.
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Tre Johnson
That is such a beautiful shot. Young man is going to have a wonderful career based on that one skill alone.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
He’s out there playing with one arm.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
I’m conflicted on whether i need to watch a lot of draft videos or Giannis highlights.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
My man! Enjoy. Those are some excellent fucking seats.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
It’s about to get lit. Goddamn golden horseshoe up our asses. What fucking luck.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Holy shit! This is crazy.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
And they didn’t make the tournament.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
How is Kendrick still employed? What is it about this dude that ESPN likes?
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
It would be incredible basketball and people would be missing out.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
He doesn’t like Kevin Garnett either.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
To be fair, most of our priapisms will prevent us from leaving the hospital and posting congratulatory “fuck you’s”.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
They can’t take that COTY trophy away from you Kenny. Fans might want to shove it up your ass though. Have some goddamn dignity.
- Trump’s America
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Lottery is on Monday. There’s a 96.6% chance of picking 14th, so if they pull that first card and it’s Sacramento, it’s going to be a good night. If they make it to 8 and there still isn’t a Spurs card, it’s going to be a very, very good night. Probably picking 8 and 14. Then the fun starts over draft evaluations. They need shooting and a back up big IMO. Free agency should be fun. They’re signing Fox to a max so that should affect who they can go after.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Mike Malone and Calvin Booth might never get another job if the Nuggets pull this off.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Without Curry, there might not be a game 6.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Look, there’s no room for racist behavior towards anyone. Maybe the reason people look at you as an angry asshole is because YOU FUCKING PLAY LIKE AN ANGRY, OUT OF CONTROL, DIRTY DICKHEAD! Quit trying to make this about something other than your habitual dirty play and your asshole behavior. You are a fucking asshole. Work on that, dude.