Everything posted by Kermit
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Victor Wembanyama- basketball's NEXT next unicorn?
Your mom had a lot of knee and throat injuries from her job too.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Well, my usual people I bitch about had outstanding games. Switch has flipped with Zach the last couple of games. Branham is playing controlled ball with adequate defense. Keldon still sucked, but made some shots. Wemby is something else. What the fuck am I even watching. If they slow the game down and limit the turnovers, they will win some games.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.
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NBA 2023-24
The ol’ Kobe special.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Sochan with 1 point. Champagnie with 2. Killer job, guys.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Stupid ass turnovers.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Stupid ass turnovers.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
We have Marcus Morris. Can he shoot?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I can’t emphasize enough, for those who don’t watch the games, how awful and shitty he truly is.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
5X5
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Yup, Zach Collins still sucks.
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Would MJ have won 8 titles in a row
What really grinds my gears is that we were deprived of this Finals matchup. Fuck the hypothetical question, this should have fucking happened. It sucks that it didn’t for both Mike and Dream’s legacies. Those guys in their prime, in the Finals. I guarantee you they’re not cutting to murderous Heisman guy during that series.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better.
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NBA 2023-24
And yet the Spurs can’t seem to find any of these shooters.
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Rate my jumper
Credit card thickness? Braggart.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I’m pretty sure “Draft Pick” will bring going to the Hawks. Man, I do not want Trae Young on this team. Y’all think I’m salty about Patty Mills? Just fucking wait. I hate that pissant.
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NBA 2023-24
Will someone please take Kenny Smith behind the arena and put him (and all of us) out of his misery? He’s worse than Mark Jackson at this point.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Ew. The carpet probably matches the drapes and that’s an instant turnoff.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Can you imagine Trae Young trying to guard Kyrie?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Credit where it’s due, Malaki played well. Usual shitty games from Keldon and Zach. Devin was absolutely manhandled by the Dallas bigs. They kicked his ass.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Will they ever guard Kyrie? Tune in next time for another episode of “Kyrie Dicks the Spurs!”
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Victor Wembanyama- basketball's NEXT next unicorn?
The Rookie/Sophomore Challenge doesn’t count?