Everything posted by Kermit
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NBA 2023-24
It’s too bad you didn’t watch till the end, where they describe Chet’s attention to detail and use as an example his manicuring of his pubes to form an Amish beard around his balls. TL;DR the carpet matches the drapes.
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NBA 2023-24
Thought this was a great video that explains the ROY race and the differences in what each player is being asked to do and how last nights game was a microcosm of the award. Fun race.
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NBA 2023-24
There can only be one?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck Kawhi Leonard.
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NBA 2023-24
This shit was fucking hilarious. The Thunder are kicking the shit out of the Spurs and Wemby just days “fuck it” and decides to detonate on Chet. Chet’s like, “what he say fuck me for” and finally wakes up (dude had been sleepwalking for a majority of the game), plows into Wemby in anger, and then proceeds to get fed the ball by his teammates and yams it on the less fortunate who get switched onto him. Then Wemby tries to murder Chet. Round 3 is February 29th.
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NBA 2023-24
Playoffs this year are going to be so much fun. I can’t remember a season when 1-10 in both conferences were so competitive. Parity in the NBA is weird. I’d say Boston is the favorite, but they shit the bed every fucking postseason.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Tre was injured last night. He starts now, after purposely not playing i.e. tanking to assure a horrible record. But you’re right, it’s probably time for Pop to go. I’ve voiced my own frustrations, and the sermon of the boos was enough for me to want him out. They really don’t want to win at this point, which is fine. I’m sure that will change next season. They’ve got a ton of draft capital, and can finally add competent veterans through free agency. Brighter days are ahead, and so I just watch for Wemby improvement and to bitch about my least favorite players. It’s really all you can do at this point. As Mitch postulates on numerous occasions, they’re getting better every game.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
My god, this team is explosive diarrhea.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Wemby’s like fuck you in particular.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Someone say something nice about Zach Collins because I can’t think of anything/
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Be glad you’re at the game. This announcing crew is nails on a chalkboard. I’d rather listen to screaming Spurs lady at full decibel level.
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Rodney Terry has been fired
This thread is going to give me so much pleasure for the rest of the season.
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Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
I guess being Rob Schneider’s daughter is only the second most embarrassing thing about her now.
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NBA 2023-24
Is Olympic Pool related to Jordan Poole?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Branham?
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NBA 2023-24
Terry Stotts is somewhere furiously masturbating in delirious glee. Clickbait. They ain’t got shit but an old dude, a mid-season trophy, and a hat full of dreams.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hopefully. Minutes restriction, pg project, playing Collins and Branham. But don’t you worry, the minutes restriction is about to go away. Allegedly.
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Give me your top 10 NBA players of all time
Rumor has it that when Wilt missed some of his NBA record 5805 free throws, Bill would whisper “ball don’t lie.”
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NBA 2023-24
The play where Joel flopped to get two free throws even though he didn’t need to, then under review by the ref who likes to lick his taint upheld the call, was my favorite part of the game, and no I’m not bitter.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Cowardly ass shit having Jeremy guard Embiid down the stretch with Wemby in the floor.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Bagley took a charge on this play. He’s probably rethinking his life on the way to the floor.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I guess with Zach back, Barlow is out of the rotation. Shame. Nice comeback win. Also, Branham might have played his way to the G League. A boy can dream.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
This game is setting basketball back decades. If anyone needs to see what Vic is working with, look no further although your eyes might start to bleed.
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NBA 2023-24
Sam Presti is a goddamn witch. Hopefully he can keep them together this time.
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NBA 2023-24
It’s just a minor setback in his career.