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NAVY

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Everything posted by NAVY

  1. Fake. Not hateful enough for the real deal
  2. It’s 70 in Austin and I’m still cold while wearing a long sleeve tshirt and a sweater
  3. Ahh, yes. It’s Guy Fawkes Day. Beware treason
  4. Good night homies and good luck night crew
  5. Holy shit. That’s a mid-to-late 80s Black Angus restaurant/bar dance floor. I waited tables there as a teen. Hahhhahahaha
  6. Kamala win = Chilis What does the Surly brain trust propose for a Cruz loss?
  7. Easily fixed: Watch all the episodes of Fawlty Towers.
  8. Delightful https://www.newsweek.com/ivan-moore-predicts-ted-cruz-lose-colin-allred-texas-senate-1979102
  9. Pull your shit together mofos! When the rain washes you clean you’ll know
  10. Courage, honor, integrity and intelligence: I teach at Texas. Ya feel me? We got work to do
  11. Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil
  12. Choose your fighter! Behold, the talented and beautiful Emma Stone
  13. I’ve been laughing solidly for 2 minutes, so far
  14. … if you’re playing musical chairs
  15. New Surly membership level: Chilis Aficionado
  16. They’ll rebrand them Commemorative Trump and Friends Tapes. Buy the whole set! And then place them next to the other Trump stuff, like coffee table book and of course Trump bible.
  17. See how differently we deal with stress than Trump?
  18. That’s an odd way of dealing with getting fired. Maybe he needs to tan his sack more
  19. The country has never seen such a gullible sack of shit. The most full sack in our history. With shit. People tell me all the time, Sir, where do you get your shit? It’s the best shit we’ve ever seen. Just fill your pants and the people will love it
  20. Great read unless you find California frightening. Boo! https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/billionaire-owners-wapo-la-times-19877875.php
  21. How’s that pointy bow shit working out?
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