Everything posted by ousux
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
I have a feeling he's going to ball out if he lands on a decent team that doesn't force him to play turtle Tom ball, just hope it doesn't come back to bite us. Hookem Maalik, no matter what you're still 2-0 as Longhorns QB[emoji869]
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2024 DB Kobe Black
Fuck yeah! Fuck brakes! [emoji869][emoji869]
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Ex gf was South African of Dutch and Portuguese descent. Makes for a tall beautiful woman, but also a little too cray cray for my tastes.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Mule deer- not SEC ready Elk- not only SEC ready but will win multiple championships you stupid sip.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I think half of surly goes to rehab if aggy manages to get their shit together.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Would That's all I've got
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I wasnt kidding about the bot thing. Or maybe he's a possible escapee of the aggy cloning lab? They still have a few details to iron out.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Is Petebaker an AI bot...and an old one at that? My head hurts reading his sentence.
- 2024 DL D'antre Robinson
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
What's the story here, thought he would surely be a full time starter in '24?
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Rivalries: who do you hate the most?
They won't consider us SEC either and I'm fine with that.
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Updates on former Longhorn football players
Where is Dawson coaching high school ball? If some other program decides they can't live without a monkey and stripper Sark should grab Phil for ST coach.
- 2024 DL D'antre Robinson
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Rivalries: who do you hate the most?
Thats insane to have so many jelly fanbases out there.
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Rivalries: who do you hate the most?
I forgot where I read it, but the University of Memphis did a survey on rivalries between different schools and Texas has 11 (ELEVEN!) different schools that consider us their rival. They didn't mention the schools but I'm having trouble imagining who that would be past 6 or so.
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Rivalries: who do you hate the most?
fifm
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Looking at the current crop it shouldn't be too difficult for you to jump back in there.
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2024 WR Ryan Wingo
And by family they mean the whole fam damily! From the looks of other males in the family he could easily grow to LB size? Don't care as long as he maintains his quickness.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wtf man, looks like a typical Pedo State roster.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The quality of song girls has dropped ever since west coast girls found out Onlyfans doesn't require a degree to get hired.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You're right, it could actually be a status symbol.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
BDF corches now BDF players? Maybe aggy really is moving on from the SEC.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Every time they scare us by being on the verge of self awareness...there's always a red ass to reign it all in and get that coaster back on track. Bless old army and old army wannabes.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Excellent! Finally something to print out and post in the locker room. That seems to work out well for our opponents this year..
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Only thing Elko gets is the fact aggy is willing to overpay and bag him some players..quite literally. The other thing he gets is the fact it would be really hard to rise above mediocre at Wake, as in his phone wasn't exactly blowing up with offers from multiple big name programs needing a new corch.