Everything posted by NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Why would I know that, plus that completely ruins the joke. So, sorry, you are the blond skinny girl with braces until further notice.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Interviewer: Do you know where you are now? Sweat: You know that you're within my gravitational field now, right?
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
That is a Proof of Gravity experiment, sir. You're probably a t-shirt fan, ya stupid sip.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
His vestigial left arm is unsettling, but a one-armed quarterback is also inspiring.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
The problem is a lot of the spaces he chooses to eat have large pizzas in them.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
That's actually the correct use of hollowed in this context...
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Game Week 14, 2024- Texas v Georgia SEC Championship Game
Dear Leader, I tried to give you a hook'em, but I'm all out because I blew my load in the laugh at a&m thread. Could you be a good chap and give yourself a hook'em? p.s. I need to change my user name as it is no longer appropriate as the mother fucker done woke up. How does Burnt Orange Fuck Lion sound, or do we need to do a pole?
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Weirdly, Mac was an obsessed fan of a particular generation of stark trek show; his record is simply a reflection of that and an homage. When asked to comment on this quirk, Mac had a behind the scenes back story. "It's simply a little known fact, that Jeri Ryan's character was supposed to go by the name 'One of Twelve'. Well, I took care of that little issue earlier this year. My good friends Bob and Bobby, respectively, knew this."
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Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Sir, you are posting on the 'new' site, surly; the old, bevo scat site is somewhere that way...., gestures vaguely.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I have it on good authority that Saban was on a private plane out of chapel hill. Further, it's clear that this is not over by any stretch of the imagination, as Mack Brown has been confirmed to be recruiting in Florida and could not be reached for comment. Sources close to the hall of fame coach believe he will be available after the team banquet where he intends to throw a hissy fit.
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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Could you have your daughter hold up her grades for us when you post the picture? We're just here for the education.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I got that reference.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Or simply ask if they would like more Mayo with that?
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Now, wait a minute and hear me out, I do think it is their mutant seed that is the problem.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
They so transparently want the wider world to mistake them for the University of Texas. Their nil is 'Texas Aggie blah blah blah'.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Well, I hope you're ready for what follows after this proclamation. I'm assuming @Newy25 will want to duel you at the very least; he may just send an assassin. You're going to want to pick the weapons, of course, and a second as well. I'm available via zoom if you need encouragement. I don't know the duties of a second, but it's probably something like a notary.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
and a line of stalls at a Super Buc-ee's.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Completely unrelated and coincidental tangent: I wonder how low you have to be to steal from a charity?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Maroon Carrots and Cold Fusion not your bag, sir?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Live look upon learning his, graphic and destructive, shit is now an internet legend.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Well, not the very millisecond after they admitted to fucking up with Jimbo.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
We'll settle for it being bad for you and work from there.