dude, the SMU snark was a complete throw away line; don't get your panties in a bunch. And no you are not a bigger Texas fan than blah blah blah, jesus christ nobody cares.
stay on the specific point of the argument, Sam Ehlinger's interceptions, rather than take further potshots on the bigger picture of the football program
anyway, love the ponies for the following:
jesus fucking christ, you are the one who posted a 'disbelieving' gif regarding Sam's penchant for interceptions. I posted the above stat and you bring up fucking conference titles and national title shots? What the fuck? It's very simple, he didn't turn the ball over much during his career. No need to move the fucking goal posts.
I don't know, a big 12 record 308 passes without an interception seems pretty good, but maybe someone in a pony uniform has done better.
But, then again, nobody gives a fuck about that.
I have a similar story involving Woody Harrelson. Have no idea what decade it happened in, but probably the 90s. He was absolutely blasted out of his mind as you can imagine. I was with a buddy of mine and the girl that was with us had this throwback voluptuousness from the 60s. He could not take his eyes off her beautiful breasts. Long story short, he followed us her around all night and we partied and smoked until the sun came up.
Oh, and to make it more relevant to your story, he was short.
p.s. Dude was so hammered; me and my friend just kept going through Cheers references and he kept motorboating and filling the bong; it was fucking surreal.
Jesus christ, Texas is the Father in that scenario, with 8 sons that have been running the family business into the ground. Daddy is cutting off the trust funds to the tit babies.