Everything posted by NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
and if your heart says aggy, tell it to shut the fuck up and take some nitroglycerin
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
plus, now he will be recruiting to a blue blood
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
you were clouded by your emotions; it happens to a pretty high percentage of Mentats that haven't had their spice in a while
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
you really think he might turn tricks?
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
it is more like an optimistic-pessimism this is when you are absolutely certain something horrific is going to happen
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Narrator: It wasn't a bit fucking funny
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
jesus fuck I should've read down a few posts
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
they are still the largest when you consider the owner
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
fuck Michigan yea, I'm gonna go spelunking in the old antiquity cave and come up with 9 or 10 more championships and take a big dump on the notion that Michigan is ahead of us in anything except keeping a fucking a coach that they do not want
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[Surly Official] Year One expectations for Steve Sarkisian
higher than 12 steps? too soon?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
he gonna be chaplain for the team?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
a bulldog, that Bevo has not gored yet? have some rep
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I was going to post this, but read a little further @Caddox needs the neg cannon
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
While I'm impressed that you have taught your dog to type, I think the word you are looking for is tangentially. Again, kudos for teaching one of the most intelligent dogs to log in and convey your thoughts, but we're going to need for you to GET BETTER DUDE
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
this Tex, change avatar to a portrait of the Duke and let's get this decade started right
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2021 orange (slice) bowl :: North Carolina v. aggy
how well has Mack recruited the depth behind the guys who are opting out?
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Urban Meyer or bust
have you explained all your shitty takes in this thread or are you going to open up a new one to mea culpa?
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
this is true, but the drip off from Urban to Sark is not the equivalent to stepping off a curb this is more like accidentally falling off a 60 foot cliff at the 3:00 am and it's pitch dark (while drunk) and you're happy you hit water when you reach the bottom
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Urban Meyer or bust
well, if you think Mack, the individual, ruined it then that is where you are getting it wrong his fucking attorney and bestest friend was Joe Jamail; that's who likely fucked the timing of hiring Saban. You don't think him threatening law suits and pulling his mega donations gave Texas pause?
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Urban Meyer or bust
"Well, shit, yea yea, I get it" -- Pluto, on not being a planet anymore
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Sam Ehlinger
how about: Derka// cured covid, beat the Russians to space, freed the slaves and then taught Tebow how to circumcise babies, all while Tom Herman and Sam's teammates tried to sabotage him at every turn.//Derka
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Sam Ehlinger
how many people that you 'really really like' have gotten restraining orders against you?
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Sam Ehlinger
just imagine this fucking moron mocking other posters for being hyperbolic
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
this, he's not going to survive running it 20 times a game he broke quarterbacks when he was at Ohio State, he broke Buschelle before he left, he's broke and concussed Sam numerous times
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
what are you talking about? shouldn't we extrapolate this performance as what to expect from Thompson in every single game going forward in his career?