Everything posted by Waterface
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Watch out for those pesky Russians. Or Germans. Either way.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Tebus, for being an epic alcoholic, age adjusted, Sarkisian looks like a spring lamb. Flood has the cancro leopard face, Gideon the sex disease, Milwee the post-timber head barren. No normal faces, and that's ok.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Pedernales River Fisting Expedition would be a killer band name.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
jennifer wiginton love sports !!!!!!!!!!!
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Urban Meyer or bust
It's only this way for most guys because they're too proud.
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Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]
Caden Sterns is the worst starting player on the team. Rivaled only by Brewer.
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Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks
If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?
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Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks
Spencer Rattler? Fuck Denny's, bruh!
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
More likely Mr. Handsy
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
But does he have the length and bend to shed Adam Goldberg's blocks and sack a Jay Fiedler or Sid Luckman?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Well, I initially read the part quoted from the Humidor as a bizarre, racially tinged description of coach recruiting areas. So, I tried (evidently very poorly) to satirically paraphrase the quote, using hyperbole to draw attention to the weird racial undertones of the quote. Was intended to make fun of a bizarre quote, not confuse/offend and derail the thread - sorry!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Wat.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
This is actually lucid, reasonable speculation that most (semi-)sober Texas fans would agree with.
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Just not a good season
Not a good season, Brad Wilcox.
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Texas Bowl
Looks like you should fuck your mouth assertively with any handy household object. Bedpost up next and the most important thing might be that your mouth is fucked with objects.
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Texas Bowl
In lieu of this desired bowl, you could always consider fucking your own mouth.
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Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State
If we can not lose the football game, we'll win the football game
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Malcolm Epps
Guy is a liability at X right now. Not the right stuff. Gimme more Eagles and M. Washington if Call-in's hamstring is still gingering his ass.
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Devin Duvernay is a grown ass man
Yass. He is contemporary tits, Fuck, if we could have stopped Burrow once, we'd have shitted their shit up. But we couldn't stop Joe Motherfucking iBurrow from burrowing in our collective bums. That's sad, and indicative of how far we still need to progress as a program.
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I'm on a party boat with 10 lsu fans
Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
What kind of coordinated troll job is this shit?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Typically the former's appearance presages the latter's.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
You're mistaken: he wants to put that Maroon coin in his ass (all day). It's a matter of sliding in, not under.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Hoi polloi queens. Being beast-curious need not preclude patronage.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Incels would disagree.