Let the man suck dick. A man's gotta suck dick, 'specially a determined dick sucking man. He's liberated when doing so - who are we to deny him that liberated, flesh-in-cheek feeling? Let the man suck dick. I'll go as far as going on record saying that that man should be allowed to suck dick.
Huge cock in mouth, calling plays for a Return of the Jedi bit player. Ripping the shell off of a Gulf shrimp, sucking the juices, and then tossing it away like a milked scrotum; a beached jellyfish. What a cock in mouth guy, this dude. Loves it in his mouth. Loves cock in mouth.
Lincoln Riley channels scientific genius not typically known to the state of Oklahoma to revive a single human, squanders the opportunity by choosing Adolf Eichmann, and then passively watches with a crimson and creamy object in his bum while Neu Eichmann organizes the incineration of coastal Florida Jewry. What a prodigal necromancer.
Lincoln Riley probably fucks men in the bum without consent. All signs point to the fact that he studies the patterns of life of young males and then inserts his really gross cock into their unsuspecting bums when it suits his fancy. What a fucking loser. We should try to beat his football team next weekend to make amends for all of his habitual bum raping of innocent men.
Fuck the world. Fuck Tim Beck's debilitating illness. Fuck our underwhelming almost-decade of football. Fuck the strangely erotic overhead imagery of South Asian women savagely trying to board mass transit sans grace. Fuck Paul Reubens' twitchy, pedophilic cock. Fuck Kansas State.
Can't tell if Rosacea chunk guy and fratty Latino guy are winking about the lesbian show in front of them... or if they're preparing to kiss each other also.
Texas will be back when we beat USC, but then TCU will rudely put their cockroach in our shell-shocked hot pink sock. And then we'll lose subsequent games too.