Everything posted by Waterface
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Finally someone had the courage to say it. Elephant in the room, IMHO.
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Say something nice about Bob Stoops
The man can give Bruce Arians a run for his money in the "Pegging Ultramarathon"/"Let me watch you fuck my lady friend but then get really gay at the end by springing from my viewing chair and sucking you off to be the catcher's mitt for your deviant spunk all over my bloated face" category.
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Tell Me About West Virginia
Possiamo scoparli?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Why don't you tell us, you disingenuously named fuck?
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Spring Football starts today
Don't get Gbendt out of shape about it.
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The University has suspended the Texas Cowboys for 6 years
Rebecca Black Friday at 10:01 PM, bruh. When else?
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2020 RB/TE Jaden Hullaby
Warehime looks like he's shed a few, musta shat out a bunch. Mebbe made a leather Zorro-mask-wearing Prussian's weekend with a bit of the coprophilia.
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Tell Me About West Virginia
Can we fuck them with the rape fuck? Will Grier's carefully coiffed beard and Muir-esque upper left arm tattoo need the uninvited-fuck-by-other.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I think you meant Mixon broke a girl's face from hidding it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Cool event-less former post-consulting firm employment South Bay work bro story, bro. Sounds like your secondary option was pretty poorly conceived too. Mebbe you should've grabbed your clients' cocks in hand and pitched a start-up in their pants, amirite?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Jew credentials check out.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Poor comma placement is poor
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Cheez It Bowl - Patterson vs Cal
There's no way Patterson doesn't have a corkscrew butt plug in his huge ass during that interview.
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Ricky explains why it's tough for NFL teams to play in places like Colorado and California
Well, if the NFL ever expanded to Guam, the island might just tip on over.
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Texas transfer portal talk
Don't fucking tell me what to do, you and your shit opinion
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The Downfall of Craig James
Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
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Former Horns OC named Head Coach
Cunt Wars
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Notre Dame @ USC
Username checks out
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.
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Still gotta beat Kansas
Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.
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Tigers @ Ponies
Excuse me, sirs, but your pussies seem a little tight and I'm concerned that they won't fully take the loss.
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Son of a bitch, it’s Friday assholes, I’m off my game . . .
From the East Side: FIGHT!
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We are going to win
We're gonna fucking win, despite Jett Duffey going all Super-Saiyan.
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Good morning to my favorite assholes, it’s Friday . . .
From the Hill of Life: FIGHT!!!
- 2020 OL Logan Parr