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Waterface

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Everything posted by Waterface

  1. Finally someone had the courage to say it. Elephant in the room, IMHO.
  2. The man can give Bruce Arians a run for his money in the "Pegging Ultramarathon"/"Let me watch you fuck my lady friend but then get really gay at the end by springing from my viewing chair and sucking you off to be the catcher's mitt for your deviant spunk all over my bloated face" category.
  3. Possiamo scoparli?
  4. Why don't you tell us, you disingenuously named fuck?
  5. Don't get Gbendt out of shape about it.
  6. Rebecca Black Friday at 10:01 PM, bruh. When else?
  7. Warehime looks like he's shed a few, musta shat out a bunch. Mebbe made a leather Zorro-mask-wearing Prussian's weekend with a bit of the coprophilia.
  8. Can we fuck them with the rape fuck? Will Grier's carefully coiffed beard and Muir-esque upper left arm tattoo need the uninvited-fuck-by-other.
  9. I think you meant Mixon broke a girl's face from hidding it.
  10. Cool event-less former post-consulting firm employment South Bay work bro story, bro. Sounds like your secondary option was pretty poorly conceived too. Mebbe you should've grabbed your clients' cocks in hand and pitched a start-up in their pants, amirite?
  11. Jew credentials check out.
  12. Poor comma placement is poor
  13. There's no way Patterson doesn't have a corkscrew butt plug in his huge ass during that interview.
  14. Well, if the NFL ever expanded to Guam, the island might just tip on over.
  15. Don't fucking tell me what to do, you and your shit opinion
  16. Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
  17. Username checks out
  18. Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.
  19. Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.
  20. Waterface replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Excuse me, sirs, but your pussies seem a little tight and I'm concerned that they won't fully take the loss.
  21. We're gonna fucking win, despite Jett Duffey going all Super-Saiyan.
  22. *They're
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