Everything posted by Waterface
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
PJ Locke is awful; the Kyle Porter of the defense. Moar Josh Thompson at nickel, BJ Foster at safety.
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PizzaGate
What the fuck??? "NY Style" is a vacuous, inferior derivative of Neapolitan pizza. Neapolitan pizza - la vera pizza di via dei tribunali or further afield in the Campi Flegrei - is peerless. Mozzarella di Bufala does not travel well, even as far as Rome from Naples, so local pizza has a decisive advantage. Also, the deeply superstitious locals swear that the water makes the crust uniquely good. Given how impossibly delicious Neapolitan espresso is (particularly Caffe Passalacqua), it's hard to argue with that, logic be damned.
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Should I wear a football jersey to the Tulsa game?
Just make sure there’s a tree growing in the row behind you - you’ll get the job for sure.
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Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread
Cannibal Holocaust!
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
Da Meal Ticket will get to the bottom of this.
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I'll say it once, you say it twice, SEC
I guess Great Whites were part of the Confederacy, so this makes sense.
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CBS Bowl Predictions Texas vs UGA in Sugar
And that's ok?
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
да
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Jalen Hurts not happy; grad transfers to OU
It's like a stove. Gotta respect a good stove analogy.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
No, that’s not why. It’s because she prefers it that way.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
While moral indignation flows, TankedBevo's ability to post coherently ebbs; the tide itself is dumb.
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Paul Finebaum Unsigned
Just post a picture of that sissy's pantyhose-sheathed cock then.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They are very, very gay, and that's ok nowadays. Except fuck them.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
He started from the bottom, now he here.
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The "Soldier" is a bit rapey
We may be focusing too much on the seemingly credible, detailed allegations that he's guilty as charged and a giant piece of shit. Maybe he's the victim and old women tried to rape him. Maybe he's a true soldier and WWII era chicks can't resist.
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
- Texas recruiting notes 2019
No, he's not talking about fallout.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?- 2019 DL Peter Mpagi
Much like Brennan Eagles to TCU, Mpagi ain't going to no damn Texas A&M.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
That bright orange on the jerseys doe; looks like fucking milquetoast trash. We need a Trumpian burnt orange EO by CDC. Get off my lawn, less-than-burnt orange. We should exclaim TEXAS, not equivocate. I wish this had been discussed previously...- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
That watermelon eating contest really confirms how lit The Station is. Just a very lit Station, given the competitive watermelon eating. And SEC stuff.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
"Know how I know I'm gay?"- Tell Me About Baylor
These guys fuck... without consent.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Is Greg Davis... Moses? - Texas recruiting notes 2019
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