Everything posted by Waterface
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
So Arizona/LSU girls are slightly less hot and will demand to lick your ass for three hours?
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Tell me about TCU
You make a convincing case that this TCU guy was fascinating, even if he didn't shift your judgmental gears on TCU fandom. This TCU fan of yours is haunting my dreams with his rheumatic slow clapping, self-conscious west-east scanning, north-south nodding, and banal "go team" proclamations. I suspect he's a closeted gay, but I don't know that given the paucity of evidence about his cock. I just think we all deserve to know more about this man, memory recall permitting.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Since Ojomo's still a twinkle in his father's eye, then shouldn't they be in the 2035 thread?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
He was straight fire. Beasted that rep. What are we doing with our lives?
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2018 NFL Draft
Deep existential question. One could counter: Why Ponna? Or: What/who the fuck is Ponna?
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Malik Jefferson
He looks like he's pulling his cock out for the sodomy. And that's ok.
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Urban Meyer and all of Ohio suck.
Ohio does indeed suck, and Ohio State is probably tied with Notre Dame right behind OU and Aggy on my "Most Hated Teams" list, but..... Cincinnati (particularly Over-the-Rhine) is actually a really cool city. Also, while Ohio State is ostensibly less rapey than PSU and Baylor, that's likely just because it's hard to perpetrate rape on a burning couch.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Jake Smith's HS film is retarded good, even if he is playing against the football skill equivalent of rheumatic World War One veterans.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Shitty hook 'em form doe. Put him in NC State's calculator.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Why would one go back to API Land after tasting the sweet fruits of West Coast fleet freedom and brown shoe command jackassery?- Texas Spring Football Thread
The carpet, the ceiling tiles, the mid-90's HS yearbook profile photo backgrounds, the Ikea equipment hooks... one can almost smell the pungent odor of late-era Mack Brown malaise.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Leon O'Neal Jr is the aggie troll aggie never knew they could muster. Grand work by that one, ideally representative of their cult-lective limp dick psychosis.- The 2018 New Music Thread
Amen Dunes' new record, "Freedom", is the tits. Also, new Sarah Shook and Moondoggies albums coming in the next month.- Can’t tell you hoe excited I am for year 2 of the Tom Herman experience...
We'll know early enough. If Tyrrell Pigrome and/or Kasim Hill slice and dice us again in Prince George's County like Taysom Hill, it will signal the onset of an early, bitter winter. We need Gary's Johnson to swing from sideline to sideline to contain those fucks.- New here
Ask them to let you put it in their butts. Let them put it in your butt. PUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR BUTT.- 2019 QB Roschon Johnson
Retroactive commit is the best commit?- Are we there yet?
Fuck to the yeah! Forces of good, karma, all is right in the world, etc. - Texas recruiting notes 2019
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