Everything posted by ChingoHorns
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Good morning, assholes, it’s Friday . . .
From the barbershop chair in Brownsville. FIGHT!!!!
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For Sale- LA Tech 4 Club Tix, 40 yard line
Gracias!
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For Sale- LA Tech 4 Club Tix, 40 yard line
No hay pedo carnal. I had a deal for 4 yesterday but the dude flaked last minute. We left Brownsville at 5am, here in SA visiting my mom (desayuno con la hefita) then heading up to campus in a few. Looks like I’m gonna have to get some action with a scalper.
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For Sale- LA Tech 4 Club Tix, 40 yard line
Sí señor
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For Sale- LA Tech 4 Club Tix, 40 yard line
Yea I’m heading up from the valley. Hopefully someone else can take them off your hands.
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For Sale- LA Tech 4 Club Tix, 40 yard line
Still for sale?
- WTB: 4 tix to La Tech
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Ms. Tralee, Señor Chingo loves you!
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Señor Herp Derp = kinda deformed looking not ghouly
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Herp Derp> Ghoul Plus Señor Derp had a deformed look not a ghoul look.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
You can’t look like a ghoul and expect to be the QB at Texas. He fits perfectly with aggy and the type of heifers they have roaming those shitty grounds.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Just got off parole...Where is the sign up sheet?
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2019 Spring Game: April 13, 6:30 PM
Mrs. Chingo is the only living soul who can handle Señor Chingo when the tasty libations start flowing. So by default she’s my forever +1.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
This hits close to home. Friday morning I go in for a laminectomy for my L4/5 and L5/S1. I blame Fuck Chip Brown!
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2019 Spring Game: April 13, 6:30 PM
Does the 50 Yard Line Lounge offer blow and strippers? Asking for a friend.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
“My son is my King”
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Fyre....no wait Ultra Fest
Been to Ultra (09-10) twice as well as MMW. Never had any issues with transportation. Shit, we had a fucking blast every time.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Do you even Looch 44 bro?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Did Boyd whoop your ass to?
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Sam Ehlinger
Sam or some other football player either stole/fucked or a combination of both his gf/bf/lover or whatever the fuck and now Sensitive Seven has his feelings hurt like a bitch.
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GT OL Parker Braun
Look like we’re gonna have a 1k rusher in Ingram with this ferocious type of blocking and it’s gonna to complement CJ’s 1k receiving total. Fuck yea! and Fuck Chip Brown!!!
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2019 Spring Game: April 13, 6:30 PM
Hotel booked! The familia had a blast last year and I expect it to be even better this year. Fuck Chip Brown!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Damn your dial-up Juno web browser just connected? Did you pull this info from Ask Jeeves?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Put him in the calculator! Momma with the skrong-ass Hook ‘Em. We know who runs that household.
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Jalen Hurts seems a poor fit for the Air Raid
Chill out Mrs. Hurts.