Everything posted by ChingoHorns
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Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread
Kingsbury made that call so he’d be gone at the end of the season... Mensa strikes again!
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Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread
Great call Kliff!
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'scuse me, assholes, it's Friday . . . .
From the relatively calm streets of Matamoros.... TEXAS!!!
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
2nd half... let the adjustments be made!
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Es la batalla de poner pressure a Grier so he throws that stupid shit on the sidelines. We’re up regardless at half...Thats what we want!
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Damn you’re for sure a certified pussy!
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Ya vamos cabrones! We knew WV was gonna fight so no surprise there. Pero we’ll make the adjustments at half-time and come out and finish the game.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Pues ya estas con las mamadas que ya se termino el partido guey. Hay chingo tiempo para corejer este pedo pa.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
I agree! The thing is these pendejos have never played or coached a game so the 1st sign of trouble they throw in the towel and quit. There is a reason you coach kids to play 4 qtrs....
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Tejas no mames joto. It’s still the 1st half and y’all done gave the fuck up...thats pussy shit no matter where you from.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Damn y’all mothafuckers are some pussies! DFig//6Figs level pussies! It’s the 2nd qtr and y’all fucks are ready to throw in the towel “Duran style”...Dig into the fox hole and let the game play out jotos!!
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
“Ags played against a future 1st rd QB, LB, Wr and NC winning coach. Ags will grow from this loss that is still a victory. Best 4 loss team in the country”
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aggy vs. Auburn - game thread
“Ags played future NFL 1st Rd QB and WR until the very last seconds. The sleeping giant will be out of his siesta against UAB” -Looch
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aggy vs. Auburn - game thread
TexAgs is in full self-destruct mode haha how glorious the rollercoaster ride has become FUCK CHIP BROWN
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Evans is just gliding down the field. It’s just unfair.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Take your loss pussy!
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Good morning, assholes, it's Friday . . . .
From the Harlingen VA one of our nations worst... FIGHT!!!!
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The OFFICIAL post your gif prediction for the Texas-OU game thread
Fuck OU! Fuck Chip Brown that Puto! Fuck A&M! Fuck Bohls Tambien! Eso Es Todo Amigos....
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2019 LB David Gbenda
Yancy is gonna create a monster with this kid. He looks like he can carry an extra 20-25lbs with ease.
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CELEBRATION THREAD
Ugly ass win but going into OU sucks week 4-1 I’ll take that shit! Let’s go fuck up that midget QB and Coach!!!! OU SUCKS!!!
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Herman having Boyd play like shit on purpose for the OU game... Advantage Texas MENSA!
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
The wizard with his purple magic again. I’m 100% convinced he’s the inspiration behing Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
I know I only coach youth FB but usually giving it to your best RB works wonders.
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Paging Tim Beck, paging Tim Beck! Clean up in aisle 4 please....
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
I thought we punched the Purple Wizard in the dick the 1st half...pero that son of a bitch must have had that shit removed... Well played Wizard, well played...