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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. You've said a lot of dumb shit about BBQ, but this really takes the cake.
  2. You are not allowed to doc anyone points if that's your order.
  3. Paco replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    It's perfectly okay for you to think this movie was "mediocre". You said it yourself: you were born in the 80's, which means it's impossible for you to understand the context of the original, and therefore impossible to understand why so many of us loved Top Gun 2. The majority of us on this site were born in the 60's and 70's. We were children of the cold war. We grew up in a country trying to heal from Vietnam. We didn't have very many war movies, and the ones we did have painted our military in a very bad light (and rightly so). The US military was broken in the 70's, and was in the midst of a total rebuild in the 80's. But I don't expect you to understand that. Having your opinion is one thing, but then calling others blow hards and saying you're just smarter than everyone else is some blistering irony. But I don't expect you to understand that either, because it's the very nature of a truly stupid blow hard douche bag to be completely unaware of of your horrible personality. TLDR: you are a douche of the highest order. Have a nice day.
  4. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Goddamnit I hate that I'm turning into my Dad. And your Dad. Actually my dad is pretty fucking awesome. I'm confused.
  5. That's the spirit!
  6. I thought this was a great headline
  7. Splitters!
  8. Paco replied to hookem2010's topic in Food and Travel
    Kalaheo coffee shop for breakfast on the way to Waimea canyon
  9. Paco replied to tokamak's topic in Lulz
    Put 'em in a salad, put 'em in a stew, make your very own tomato soup. You can eat 'em with eggs, you can eat 'em with gravy You can eat 'em with beans, pinto or navy. Put em on the side, put 'em in the middle, put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle
  10. I made a frittata the other day with some leftovers from Landry's. I called it... Tillman Frittata
  11. Nothing more exciting than one of those fuckers bumping your stringer out in St Charles Bay
  12. I've been trying to find an excuse to buy a travel trailer for the last couple years, but kept talking myself out of it. Then a good travel job came up so I got off my ass and bought one. Then loaded it up and pulled it 1800 miles to Sonoma county CA for the next 8-10 months, or whenever this area catches on fire, whichever comes first. Found a place in the redwoods along the Russian river that's not too methy. So far so good. RV living is an adjustment but I don't need much so I'm enjoying the hell out of it.
  13. Damn you're good. Grand Design transcend. Yes I'm full timing in my travel trailer out in Sonoma county CA.
  14. It's because he's American.
  15. What the fuck is wrong with your aim Houston?
  16. So you cook the bacon. Then some chicken thighs. Prepare the Mac n cheese according to package instructions. Maybe some shrooms in the bacon/chicken grease. Hot sauce. More cheese. Bake. Pair with brother Jim. Have Tums on the night stand.
  17. You should put bars on the windows.
  18. What's more productive than cooking me a fucking cheeseburger?
  19. Show us on the doll where the mean army man touched you
  20. Paco replied to Capt's topic in Food and Travel
    What time does the bar open?
  21. This fucking bread is sideways in the bag. Buttercrust never would've let this happen.
  22. Is this war going to affect my honeymoon in Lordsburg, NM?
  23. Suggestion for breakfast
  24. Dirty's. We had two OT specials, onion rings and a tea. $37 (before tip??)
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