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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Eat a lotta peaches, and try and find Jesus on your own
  2. Well fuck all this shit then
  3. Re Slowpoke's, right before all this shit started they quit doing bbq to focus on the beer garden. I've never eaten there, but I've tried some of the his cue at competitions and it was pretty good.
  4. This! And I need to know upfront which space they wish to compete in.
  5. That would be pretty cool, ya know, because it's OUR FUCKING MONEY to begin with. Or maybe our great grandkids' money. Hell I don't know.
  6. I also made the move to black coffee. 30 years ago. Because I'm a man.
  7. If you have a Textag you can get a 33% discount on your toll when you drive back to civilization.
  8. Yeah, I mean fuck the people actually doing the work, right? They're just construction workers so if they get sick no big deal.
  9. Maybe you should take one more class...
  10. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Where??
  11. Paco replied to HornPhD's topic in Food and Travel
    I've been hoping that shit will start sliding back to normal in a few weeks, but it's not looking good. Probably going to cancel our trip in late May unless some miracle happens.
  12. Guess it's time to fire up the still and start making moonsh....uhhh hand sanitizer
  13. Well that's just fucking dandy. I'm in commercial construction and the guys are pretty fucking nervous right now.
  14. I'm still trying to figure out if the Houston rodeo is still on
  15. It was a private show in luke duke's rv.
  16. And that's fair.
  17. I think I got the shits from luke dukes chicken
  18. Luke Duke has been asleep the whole time.
  19. Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan
    Yes. Are we wolf shaming now?
  20. Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan
    You had to take a shower after getting rained on? Do you live in Ohio?
  21. Big Shirley has landed
  22. Oh yeah? Roger Creager is great and all, but we got Derka playing a ukulele.
  23. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Um...ok.
  24. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Maybe the simple folks of Smithville aren't quite impressed with terms like "craft meats".
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