Everything posted by Paco
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All Encompassing Whatcha Smoking With
Nice job! Was it just an open category?
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Buenos dias assholes, it's Friday . . . .
They really do.
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All Encompassing Whatcha Smoking With
The key to competition beef ribs is getting a nice bark while maintaining that perfect medium rare. Just ask @luke duke he'll tell you.
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Damn It's Happening - Whataburger Slippin
You have to tell us if you are.
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Buenos dias assholes, it's Friday . . . .
From my palatial suite at the Moby Dick Motel and Variety Store in Old Orchard Beach, Maine... TEXAS!!
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a short rant on the hedonic treadmill of bathroom and kitchen renovations
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Texas BBQ
But Doc, I'm not a homosexual!
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All Things Brisket
The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
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All Things Brisket
The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
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All Encompassing Whatcha Smoking With
I would think getting a little smoke on the cheese would be more than sufficient, but then again my culinary education stems from the mean backyards of Manchaca.
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Texas BBQ
I'll eat just about anything, and after being in Maine for a few months I would kill or severely maime several of you for a even a half pound of Rudy's moist. But I will be damned to hell for six eternities before I step foot in a place called good bull. Have you no fucking shame?
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Hey Steel Shank!
The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.
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Popeye's chicken sandwich
Follow the money. That's all I can say right now, but follow the money.
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Ted's Pain Cream
I applied a couple doses of Dr Paco's Root Tonic to your mom's chest last night. Ok it was just one dose then I fell asleep.
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Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
20 mile Sally?
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"Northern Heat" hot sauce
Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.
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"Northern Heat" hot sauce
I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.
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Austin Transportation & Roadways
I think it's some kinda muslum.
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Gone posters
Why don't you cunts go sling your filthy CR vomit in the filthy vomit political forum? Thanks!
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Blastfurnace 2019 Thread: The Saga Continues
Both people?
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Mom teaches son how to drive and die from road rage
I'm a people person GODDAMNIT!!
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Schadenfreude: laughing at the misery of Tennessee Volunteer fans
Nobody really calls him that do they?
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Schadenfreude: laughing at the misery of Tennessee Volunteer fans
Texas State Optical?
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2019 Hurricane & Cyclone Thread
Obligatory BODIES IN THE TREES
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Dear God. I actually thought about committing a crime just so I can hire you just so I can play with your puppy for five minutes. Congratulations!