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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. You have to include Phil "The Claw" Pozderac just for his holding prowess.
  2. What the fuck just happened here? Something just... I...uh What the fuck just happened here
  3. Lol yes you would
  4. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    How many of the places you shopped had Eagle Rare?
  5. "That Aikman is gooner bum! Trade his ass so Steve Walsh can take us to the Super Bowl!" - Paco, 1989
  6. I'll eat tacos wherever the fuck I want.
  7. Paco replied to TXs's topic in Football
    Is it too late to edit? It seems like it's too late.
  8. When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?
  9. Definitely not as worser.
  10. Corn, malted six row barley. Cook it, mash it. Pitch yeast and ferment on the grain for 7-10 days. Should be about 5% ABV. Run through your still, keeping everything except the first half pint and anything below 25%. Distill again, this time carefully cutting heads and tails. Keep hearts, set aside heads and tails for people you don't like. Take your botanicals (juniper, coriander, cardamom, anise, citrus peels, whatever you want to try) and macerate in the spirit for 24 hours. Strain out the solids and put 3/4 of the juice in the boiler of your still. Put the remaining quarter of the juice plus half the botanicals in the thumper. Distill,, make cuts again. Or so I'm told.
  11. Paco replied to Bill Clay's topic in Food and Travel
    Oh for fuck's sake.
  12. Well he won't do THAT.
  13. Meatloaf sammich, because hangover.
  14. Paco replied to Hollywood's topic in Daily Texan
    ....
  15. Don't go to a titty bar with people you just met on a balcony and then pass out in the corner and get stuck with the bill. Especially don't do this if you're there for your anniversary.
  16. It's New Orleans. I'm pretty sure you can get a bloody Mary at St Louis cathedral.
  17. Roll on bro!
  18. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    There's a bottle of George T Stagg on the shelf at Chris's liquor at Manchaca and slaughter. $449.
  19. NO IT DOESN'T caps
  20. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Absolutely
  21. Hey I bought my first pack of camels out of a cigarette machine at Dart Bowl! And I've seen plenty of... Well anyway I've seen a cigarette machine.
  22. When I was there last month they had a "Halfway until St Patrick's Day" parade. So I think it's a big deal.
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