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Paco

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  1. This is how my daughter wakes up most mornings. These two are inseparable. Zoe is looking at the camera, Hank is in back
  2. Not as much as he used to. But now we're going through 35-40 lbs a week. It's the heartworm meds that kill me. He needs the large and medium dose, Zoe gets the large and small.
  3. I never thought it would happen to me... When I got Hank, I was doing a bunch of remodel work for a neighbor friend named Barbara. She had a friend with a litter of English mastiffs and she was getting a female. I told her I had loved mastiffs since I was a kid but I'm a dog adopter, not a dog buyer so I'll probably never get one. But that's cool, because working at Barbara's house so often I would get to watch her Zoe grow up. So that week I get a call from her breeder friend who says if you're a friend of Barbara's you're a friend of mine. And she offers me a male, for free. That weekend we drove to Cameron, Tx and picked up Hank. We also picked up Zoe for Babs. Barbara had been feeling weak and tired for a few weeks and had to be hospitalized when the puppies were ready to go. I told her I would keep Zoe as long as it took for her to get back on her feet. We had Zoe about ten days and Babs called and said "Bring me my girl!". The dogs got together frequently for awhile while I was working there, but I moved on to other projects, and after about a year Barbara got sicker and sicker. I would go by now and then, but after awhile she didn't want visitors. And Zoe was moved out to an outdoor run 24/7. Two weeks ago Barbara's son in law called me and said that Babs had finally realized that she wasn't being fair to sweet Zoe and wanted to know if I could take her, either permanently or at least as a foster until they could find her a home. I said "This is her home. Bring me my girl." Zoe came back home to us last weekend, and my friend Barbara died three days later. She was a tough old Texas lady, maybe a bit stubborn at times, but she put these two in my path and I will forever be grateful. They haven't missed a beat.
  4. So this guy. My little eight week old, fifteen pound stubby legged needle tooth ball of cuddles has grown into a 170+ lb galoot with a personality the size of Texas. He'll be 2 in October, but his birthday came early...
  5. Yeah fuck the hatters!
  6. Well if they change it to Waterloo I hope our airport code is WAT.
  7. Whores
  8. Goddamn signature sorry il drunk
  9. I want a little of everything... The Buckhorn, Petaluma, CA Sent from my Pixel 2 XL using Tapatalk
  10. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Now?
  11. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I believe you're putting waaaaay too much stock in the age statement. Obviously age has a lot to do with the flavor and drinkability of a spirit, but it's absolutely not the final word. Master distillers and blenders have been trying to ditch the age statement for years because it's limited the products they can put out from year to year. In my (probably shitty) opinion, the only good thing that might come from this bourbon craze bullshit is that age statements might become only part of the lure of a particular bottle.
  12. WTF is that
  13. Paco replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight. Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk
  14. That's a damn good beer and I don't care who owns it.
  15. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    ETL was $300 so I just quit asking. Or maybe $200. Fuck em at that point. Eagle Rare was regular price. This was in Healdsburg, CA btw.
  16. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Well fuck those gouging fucks. I'm surly poor, but I'm happy to pay for a bottle if it's worth it. The Blanton's for $59 threw me off. Then came out the Van Winkle 15 for $600. The 12 is only $500! Birthday '18 for $400. William Larue Weller for $450, and on and on... Kit Kats were normal price though. Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk
  17. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    If you had to pick one at more or less MSRP... Blanton's Weller 12 OF Birthday (not sure what year) Michter's 10 Tell me.
  18. Ok fine. That goddamn cow's head makes me think of a certain pig's head that was placed in my pit by some shit head and that's makes me even furiouser.
  19. Yeah.
  20. That goddamn pig's head makes me furious.
  21. Are you Jesus
  22. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Thanks Bozo and friends for the recommendation... this is an outstanding drop! Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk
  23. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Oh for fuck's sake.
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