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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Ahhh, canned chili in the Mac n cheese. Barracks gourmet!
  2. PM sent
  3. You wanna grab a coke or fuck or something?
  4. Do you need me to cut that for you?
  5. Pool was 70° and rising last week. Today it's 65°. Fuck
  6. Goddamn that was cold.
  7. I kinda feel like I'm in trouble looking at this...
  8. Brat I'm sure you ran into my Dad at some point. Seems like 90% of his stories start at the Pig Stand. He was Travis class of '62.
  9. Ok look Player. I'm not gonna steal your dog, I just want to borrow him for a few days. For Hank, not for me. Duh. And send that hunk of meat with him. I'd like to borrow that too.
  10. Keep your head up brother, it'll get better. And there's a puppy out there somewhere who'll be ready to adopt you when the time comes.
  11. That should buff right out!
  12. Prisons have it inward, everything else has it outward.
  13. That sounds like a good simple solution.
  14. I'm wondering who the weirdo actually is here.
  15. If you can tell by this picture, I only had to lay out a horizontal cut, and then a radial? cut along the bottom. Once those lines were laid out I was able to eyeball some blue tape from the top line down to the smiley face cut. That's a lot of words to say no, I don't know how to lay out a circle on the end of a propane tank. So now I'm thinking...can you position the firebox piece as close as possible to the end of the tank. Take a yardstick, hold it against the side of the firebox, and sliding it against the curve of the tank make a mark. Keep the yardstick level with the world as you slide it. Does that make any sense?
  16. Goddamnit. Truffle fucking fries.
  17. I eyeballed the fuck out of it. I had a square going on the end of the tank, so it was a matter of projecting vertical lines down the end, which was still janky as hell. I'll try to find some pictures of the layout.
  18. I'm not gonna nitpick your restaurant list, because it's your opinion and I don't give a fuck. But your "helpful notes" about Austin, c'mon man. "Expect 110°+ daily"??? That's just complete bullshit. I bet we had more days below freezing than days above 110°. I guess bullshit exaggeration annoys me.
  19. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Somebody needs to start a website listing these fuckheads. pricegougingcocksuckers.com or whatever.
  20. My wife typically drives if we're in her car, because I don't really care if I die.
  21. Paco replied to Kyrie Eleison's topic in Lulz
    Hold your head, ball!
  22. Can't wait until mesohorny gets here and starts posting a million pics of his arm and feet and shit.
  23. C'mooooon Frankie!
  24. Username does not check out.
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